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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3914 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 7415 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2053 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.
But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.