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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1137 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Enchantments Applied: | 275 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4629 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we promise that no one will text you at 10 pm demanding login info for a school app. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “block that drama llama!”
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so drama-free, you won’t even have to worry about secret plans to leave your spouse being discussed in the chat. We keep it light and fun, just like a creeper exploding in your face!
So come on down to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re the type to start unnecessary beef over school apps. In that case, maybe stick to single-player mode. 😂🎮