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CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

ChunkyCraft: SleepyBrains

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, if u wanna flex ur brain muscles and not just ur block-building skills, then u gotta join our Minecraft server! We got some crazy study that says if u fat or chunky, u gonna be extra dumb when u don’t get enough sleep. But guess what? On our server, u can stay up all night building epic castles and farms without worrying about getting dumb! So come join us and let’s get those brain gains together, cuz who needs sleep when u got Minecraft, amirite?

Sleepless SMP

anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross platform server, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minions, PvE, Rewarding Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Survival Smp, Tpa

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Fun Excited SMP with Jobs, Economy and More! * Survival SMP

All free to play with your friends! – Jobs – Minions – TPA – Homes – Grief Protection – Anti Cheat – Fun Community – Rewarding Economy Cross Platform Server

play.sleeplessmc.com

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS | 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS Minecraft server

Achievements, Donations, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPE

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Potions Brewed:	119
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

uoei.vanilla-box.ru

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Join us for a crazy adventure with VShojo and vtubers who are out of this world!

Imagine building a virtual world with Froot, who is basically a Minecraft pro. Or teaming up with GEEGA to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. Haruka will keep you entertained with her epic builds, while Henya will blow your mind with her redstone creations.

Hime will lead you on a quest to find the rarest diamonds, while Kson will be your trusty sidekick in all your mining adventures. Kuro will show you the secret caves and hidden treasures, and Mata will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics.

And don’t even get us started on Mel and Michi – they are the ultimate duo when it comes to building the craziest rollercoasters and mini-games. Mouse might be busy playing Roblox with Candii, but she’ll join us soon enough for some epic PvP battles.

Join us on this server for a virtual party like no other! Just remember to keep things civil and report any griefers – we’re all about having a good time and being excellent to each other. See you in the virtual world!

RabbitMeatFeast Minecraft SMP

alternative protein source, budget meals, cheap tips, cost-effective eating, desperate people, economic meals, Financial Planning, food scarcity, Foraging, frugal living, Homesteading, living off rabbit meat, market for rabbit meat, meal planning, Minecraft, rabbit meat, RabbitMeatFeast, saving money, self-sufficiency, smp, survival food, sustainable eating, wild game

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the economy is based on rabbit meat and the currency is carrots! Don’t worry, you won’t be alone in your struggle to survive on a diet of bunnies. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of rabbit hunting and are always willing to share their tips and tricks.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground market where players trade rare items for stacks of cooked rabbit. Who knew that fluffy little creatures could hold such value in our world?

So if you’re looking for a server where the food chain is flipped upside down and where rabbit meat is more valuable than diamonds, then this is the place for you. Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with delicious (and slightly questionable) meals!

TransCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allyship, Boundaries, Communication, discrimination, emotional distress, family drama, Honesty, Identity, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal values, rejection, relationships, self-advocacy, Self-expression, Server, social norms, Support, TransCraft, Transgender, Transphobia, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your aunt’s wedding? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of gender identity. Unlike Aunt Jane and her transphobic crew, we welcome everyone with open arms (and diamond swords).

Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience, where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination. Plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and a zero-tolerance policy for haters like Joe and Luke.

So why waste time dealing with family drama when you can join our awesome Minecraft server and build your own virtual family? Aunt Jane who? It’s time to game on and leave the real-world drama behind!

GFQuest: No “Right” Answers

answers, balancing relationships, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, difficult decisions, family obligations., Family Support, financial burden, financial stress, future aspirations, GFQuest, immigrant family, life goals, Long-term goals, marriage plans, relationship challenges, relationship struggles, support system, understanding partner, work-life balance

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchantments Applied:	72	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	383494
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and build your dream home, just like this player’s dream of buying a home with his girlfriend. Who needs real estate when you can create your own virtual paradise?

Explore our server and make new friends, because let’s face it, sometimes it’s easier to make friends with pixels than with real people. Plus, you won’t have to choose between your virtual family and your virtual girlfriend – they can all live happily ever after in your Minecraft world!

So why wait? Join our server today and start crafting your own happily ever after, one block at a time. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden deep within the mines!