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CraftyFriendz

analyzing art, books, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Connection, CraftyFriendz, depression, emotional intelligence, emotions, friendship, hurt feelings, journaling, Music, personal opinions, perspective, quotes, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Love Letters Sent:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your deep thoughts and love for analyzing art? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things cringe-worthy and deep!

We welcome all depressed people who find joy in dissecting lyrics, music videos, books, quotes, and more. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who understand the beauty of finding meaning in everything.

Plus, we promise not to make you feel more depressed by talking to us! In fact, our server is guaranteed to lift your spirits and make you feel right at home. So come join us and let’s analyze some virtual art together!

And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as being too cringe. It’s all about embracing your unique interests and sharing them with others who appreciate them. So leave your judgment at the door and come have some fun with us!

TinderCraft: Swipe Left for Creepers

awkward dating moments, awkward online dates, bad date disasters, CREEPERS, cringe-worthy dating stories, cringeworthy Tinder dates, dating app nightmares, dating disasters, Dating Horror Stories, disastrous online dates, embarrassing Tinder encounters, funny dating mishaps, hilarious dating mishaps, left, nightmare Tinder dates, online dating disasters, online dating fails, swipe, terrible Tinder dates, Tinder Fails, tinder horror stories, TinderCraft, worst first dates, worst Tinder experience

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	3826
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and weirdos on Tinder? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward first dates or bad pickup lines again. Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, epic builds, and a community of players who are just as fed up with online dating as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find your perfect match on the server, you’ll get a special diamond ring in-game to propose with. So say goodbye to Tinder and hello to crafting your way to love on our server!

SynagogueCraft: Boom-Free Zone

anti-semitism, arrest, bomb threat, BoomFree, community response, criminal investigation, explosion, extremism, French synagogue, hate crime, investigation, law enforcement, Public Safety, religious extremism, religious violence, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect in custody, SynagogueCraft, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, Zone

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Farms Harvested:	329	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12

lol join our minecraft server becuz we have explosions too but they are way more fun and no one gets arrested!!! come blow stuff up with us and build crazy stuff like a giant toilet made out of diamonds hahaha. we promise no one will call the cops on u for having too much fun. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and u can only get in if u can solve our riddle of the dancing chickens. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!! so come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. #minecraftmadness #explosionparty

Canopy: Where even the trees are semi-vanilla and ask for a whitelist to join the party! Must be 16+ to chop wood and attend weekly events!

age, ATTEND, border, campground, CANOPY, chop, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Events, Exploration, Farms, Feedback, friendship, hats, Improvement, Join, Mechanics, Moderation, Party, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, shopping mall, Trees, Uhc, WEEKLY, Whitelist, wood

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We want you to meet new friends through working together on builds, events, building towns, or getting to know each other in discord!
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
Features	Soft Border for exploration Semi-Vanilla server using Spigot Dynamic Map for viewing builds New Hats and Datapacks Weekly Server Events Community Builds
How to Join	IP: canopymc.net Discord: https://canopymc.net/discord Dynmap: https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to join? A: You will need Minecraft version 1.21 to join our server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions to join? A: Our server is geared towards players in their early to mid-20s, but as long as you follow our rules, all ages are welcome.
Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: We prefer a vanilla experience, so no mods that alter gameplay are allowed. Optifine and similar optimization mods are fine.
Q: How often does the server map reset? A: We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it!
Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow? A: Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for a list of guidelines to follow.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

amusing, Catch, comedy, CraftyCreeperz, Entertainment, funny, Game, Gotcha, hilarious, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, playful prank, practical joke, prank, Server, Surprise, surprise attack, Trick

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	31676	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft Minecraft SMP

commentary, Minecraft, mute, no comment, no words, opinionless, presentation, Presented, Quiet, SILENT, smp, SMP_Lord_of_the_MineCraft, soundless, SPEECHLESS.., tacit, unexpressed, unspoken, unvoiced, voiceless, without comment, wordless

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited riches and power. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

Join our wacky SMP today and embark on a journey filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

SisterSlayinHighSchool

anxiety management, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, family conflict, family disappointment, family dynamics, family expectations, forced bonding, high school anxiety, high school stress, parental influence, Parental Pressure, school struggles, sibling conflict, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sister relationship, sisterly bond, sisterly neglect, sisterly support, SisterSlayinHighSchool

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	5980
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry is taken to a whole new level! Join now for the chance to recreate the epic battles between the OP and their sister in the virtual world.

Experience the thrill of being forced to play together by overbearing parents, just like in real life! Build your own separate bedrooms and finally escape the clutches of family-enforced togetherness.

But watch out for the anxiety-ridden sister who may need your support during her first day of high school. Will you check on her and risk being yelled at by your parents, or will you continue the epic feud? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and show us if you’re the AITA in this crazy family drama!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

awkward, bedrock, blocky, blunder, bonanza, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, flub, foot in mouth, funny, Gaffe, inappropriate, mishap, mistake, mortifying, Oops, regretful, Regrettable, Shocking.., slip of the tongue, unexpected, unintended

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Farms Harvested:	419	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to accidentally shout out your coordinates during a steamy moment with your partner and have a creeper blow up your house in-game at the same time. Who needs safe words when you have explosive mobs to spice things up? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server!

JetCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, capabilities, completion, Defense, defense industry, european union, f-35, fighter jet, JetCraft, Lockheed Martin, Military, Minecraft, Modernization, nato, Poland, Polish Air Force, Procurement, Server, stealth, Technology

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own f-35 fighter jets like poland!!! fly around and bomb creepers with style!! we even have a secret underground base where you can chill with the pilots and plan your next attack on the ender dragon!! join now for the ultimate high-flying adventure!!!

Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Challenges, Conflict, Dilemma, Diplomacy, energy security, foreign policy, global economy, Import, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, political pressure, putin, Putins, russia, Russian oil, sanctions, Trade, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1788	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.