| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1488 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9727 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 4866 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6935 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6430 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 4294 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8321 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 152 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 5027 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7590 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7771 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4685 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1904 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
