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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4838 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 44 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Bro, have you ever heard of this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. Like, everyone on there is just a bunch of loony tunes, but in a good way, ya know? We’ve got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato, like what even? And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday. It’s a hoot and a half, I tell ya.
But the best part is the couples activities we do on the server. Like, every couple that’s been together for a while has to do this one challenge where they have to build a house together using only pink wool and TNT. It’s a disaster waiting to happen, but it’s so much fun to watch. And if you survive the explosion, you get a special diamond pickaxe that lets you mine bedrock. It’s totally OP, bro.
So if you and your significant other are looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.
