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MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS. -
Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.
So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!
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MisunderstoodMC Server
fictional character, misunderstood character traits, misunderstood relationships, misunderstood villain, misunderstood backstoryAre you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you misunderstood souls out there! Join us and you’ll have the chance to hang out with the most misunderstood fictional characters of all time, like Spongebob Squarepants (did you know he’s actually a secret agent for the jellyfish mafia?) and Harry Potter (rumor has it he’s been banned from every Quidditch match for using illegal spells). So come on down and join our server for a wild ride of chaos, confusion, and pure hilarity! -
GovtDontCareCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, LLAMAS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can mine to your heart’s content without any pesky mobs getting in your way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the llama revolution! -
AbortionCraft: Brazilian Babes Revolt
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on our server and experience the craziest adventures u could ever imagine!imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by brazilian women marching against a bill tightening abortion ban. but wait, they r not just any women, they r zombie brazilian women! u have to fight ur way through them to reach the end of the level and claim ur prize – a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows!
but that’s not all! u can also ride on the back of a giant chicken as u explore our server’s vast landscapes filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. and don’t forget to watch out for the lava-spewing llamas that roam the land!
so what r u waiting for? come join us on our server and let the craziness begin! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CrotchlessCraft: ThonglessCrotch
come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.
so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?
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MinedHype: Where we grief-proof your life so you can focus on building a dirt house
Server IP play.minedhype.com Website https://minedhype.com Location Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) Server Host PUBCS.com Java Version 1.20.6 Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.0 Brief Overview:
Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 4 years. Over 15,900 unique players have joined. Mostly vanilla gameplay, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin. Supports Bedrock & Java Cross-Play. Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, no world resets. Grief allowed in unclaimed areas. Public shopping district available.
FAQ:
Q: How long has the server been running?
A: The server has been running for over 4 years.
Q: How many unique players have joined?
A: Over 15,900 unique players have joined.
Q: Is the gameplay mostly vanilla?
A: Yes, the gameplay is mostly vanilla with some added features like grief protection.
Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?
A: No, there are no pay-to-win elements on the server.
Q: Can players from Bedrock and Java editions play together?
A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock and Java Cross-Play.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.
Q: Are there any world resets?
A: No, both the Overworld and Nether will never be reset.
Q: How can I access the public shopping district?
A: Type /tpshop to teleport to the public shopping district.
Q: How can I find a random location to build my home?
A: Use /rtp to teleport to a random location within 50k blocks of the spawn point.
Q: Can players apply to have a shop in the shopping district?
A: Yes, anyone can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district.
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WitchyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most resilient survivors of the first White Genocide are welcome! Are you tired of being associated with incels, faggots, and race-traitors? Look no further, because on our server, we are building a community of strong, white families who have defied all odds to carry on their genes.Join us as we embark on epic quests to reclaim our rightful place in the world of Minecraft. Build your own white fortress, battle against hordes of SJWs and snowflakes, and prove that you are truly the future of the game.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that being ‘white’ is just the beginning of your epic journey on our server. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!
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FuddieCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the currency is kek fuddie that you can buy at 20 cents! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, kek fuddie is where it’s at!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can party the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music made by our resident DJ, Steve-o!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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RevengeCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about those pesky classmates and their inappropriate phone calls? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.Imagine a world where you can build whatever your heart desires, from towering castles to secret underground lairs. And the best part? No one will interrupt you with inappropriate sounds or try to recreate them! Our server is a safe and fun place for players of all ages to unleash their creativity.
But that’s not all – we also have epic quests, challenging minigames, and a community of friendly players who will have your back no matter what. So why waste your time dealing with drama when you can join our server and have the time of your life?
Don’t listen to those naysayers who think you overreacted – they just don’t understand the power of a good Minecraft server. Join us now and leave all that negativity behind. You won’t regret it!