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The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1425
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	6988
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	194

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

Race and Gender Minecraft Server

Choice, Cultural, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Identity, japanese, Male, Minecraft, Nationality, personal preference, Preference, Race, Self-expression, Server, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as kawaii as a Japanese girl? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weeaboo paradise! We’ve got pixelated sushi, anime-themed builds, and even a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining.

But beware, if you choose to play as a Japanese male character, things might get a little…complicated. Legend has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled samurai who challenges any male players to a duel to the death. So unless you’re ready to face the wrath of an angry spirit, we suggest sticking to the cute and cuddly anime girls.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when it comes to choosing your character, always go for the Japanese girl – it’s just safer that way. 😉🍣🎌