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VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Potions Brewed:	199
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	240	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Void Gems Collected:	30
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	261
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	3017
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimension Hops:	12	Crops Grown:	2206
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2626	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Emeralds Found:	7790
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.