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SMP_CapeCrusaders – Minecraft SMP: >17 capeshit threads

Capes, capeshit, Characters, comic book adaptations, comic book universe, comic books, dc, discussion, Entertainment, fan theories, Fandom, gt17, long tail, Marvel, Minecraft, movies, popular culture, smp, SMP_CapeCrusaders, SuperHero, Superheroes, Threads, tv shows, Villains

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Votes:	4367	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a season of Real Housewives! With over 17 capeshit threads, you’ll never run out of juicy gossip to keep you entertained while you build your epic base.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last enchanted golden apple or if you want to participate in our annual “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of TNT (use it wisely, my friend).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front” who are on a mission to free all the llamas from their oppressive owners. Will you join their cause or will you be the one trying to stop them? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

PilotPartyMinecraftServer

budgeting, club membership, Communication Issues, Drinking, emotional labor, family dynamics, family finances, feeling unvalued, home loan, household responsibilities, income distribution, partying, pilot husband, PilotPartyMinecraftServer, Prioritizing, Resentment, Sacrifices, socializing, SPENDING, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	2275	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	213
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of shouldering all the responsibilities while your husband is off gallivanting in Thailand? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can let off steam by mining for diamonds, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about budgeting or school runs here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And the best part? You can join the exclusive airline club membership for free! No need to ask your husband for permission, just hop on our server and enjoy all the perks without breaking the bank.

So come join us and show your husband that you don’t need his validation to have a good time. Build your dream world and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind – at least until you log off!

DadDefenseCraft

aita, checked out, DadDefenseCraft, Defending, Disappointment, DISRESPECTFUL, Failure, family conflict, family drama, Grandparents, motherless, neglect, rant, RESPONSIBILITY, shitty dad, speaking up, stepkids, TENSE, upsetting

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4389
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise no family fights, just fun and games!

Join us and leave all the drama behind, just like this player who found solace in our server after a heated argument with their family. They were able to escape the tension and enjoy building and exploring in peace.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience, join our server today and leave all the real-life conflicts at the door. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and leave the real world behind!

BlockyBlast

10. Self-awareness, 11. Past mistakes, 12. Self-compassion, 13. Wisdom of age, 14. Healing the past, 15. Forgiveness, 16. Reflecting on the past, 17. Learning from mistakes, 18. Self-acceptance, 19. Time machine, 2. Childhood memories, 20. Looking back., 3. self-reflection, 4. Personal growth, 5. Advice to younger self, 6. Regrets, 7. Life lessons, 8. Inner child, 9. Emotional healing, BlockyBlast, time travel

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Farms Harvested:	566
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	1828
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way! Imagine building sandcastles with giant squids, riding on rainbow-colored pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is a time machine to a world where anything is possible, so come join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a bunch of crazy friends to play with? Don’t miss out on the chance to tell your 5-year-old self that the future is full of epic adventures and endless fun in our wacky Minecraft world!

SousiSlayerCraft

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Israel, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian conflict, regional tensions, security threat, SousiSlayerCraft, targeted killing, Terrorism, Walid al-Sousi

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	8

come join our minecraft server where we eliminate senior commanders like walid al-sousi in gaza LMAO. we got the best pvp action and crazy raids that will make your head spin. our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your pants off all day long. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down some more bad guys together!

CraftyMates: Where Brains, Stability & Bling Meet

attractiveness standards, bling, Brains, CraftyMates, Earning Potential, emotional stability, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, fertility indicators, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, Human Behavior, intelligence, mate choice, MATE SELECTION, mate value, material support, Meet, partner preferences, physical attractiveness, relationship preferences, reproductive success, Stability

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where men can show off their physical attractiveness and health by building the most ripped and muscular characters in the game! ladies, show off your intelligence and emotional stability by outsmarting all the boys in epic battles and challenges! who needs earning potential when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills?! join now for a gender-bending adventure like no other!

Vital Junior High School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Community-driven Biomes Caves Custom plugins Vanilla Helpful staff Cross-play Java Bedrock Devices Community Vibrant Gameplay SMP Experience Plugins Smooth Enjoyable Join us, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Magic Items Found:	6589
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Towns Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

VITAL SMP is a community driven slightly modded Survival WELCOME TO VITAL SMP! Features Include But Not Limited Too: * SMP Experience: Enjoy a new SMP experience with over 200+ new biomes and cave designs. * Community-Driven: We listen to the community and what they want to see in the server. * Custom Plugins: There are under 50 plugins to provide you a Vanilla like experience, but with a twist. * Helpful Staff: Our staff is here to ensure your gameplay is smooth and enjoyable. * Cross-Play: We support both Java, and Bedrock players on any device! If you are looking for a great community and a server with a lot to do, look no further! Join us today and become a part of our vibrant community! See you there!

IP Address: Java: apx2413121.apexmc.co Bedrock: apx2413121.apexmc.co:25565

apx2413121.apexmc.co

X-Button Minecraft Server

action, Button, challenge, Choice, Click, decision, Decision making, Fun, Game, Interactive, location, Minecraft, Play, Press, Press the X-button, PRESSING, push, select, Server, virtual, where, X-button, XButton

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	8047	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6037	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6605	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7497	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Potions Brewed:	90
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!