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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 147 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 188 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
