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Bag Minecraft SMP – Blue Archive General #7004

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mines Excavated:	3155	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	670139

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah, an Urban Torment with Heavy Armor! And if that’s not enough, we also have the Fury of Set, a Field boss with Light Armor that will test your skills to the max!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Balancing Schale’s Books event with the General Student Council? Who knew balancing books could be so thrilling? And don’t forget about our Christmas Livestream where we’ll be giving away virtual gifts that will make Santa jealous!

Join now and experience the madness of our Minecraft SMP like never before. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have all this craziness and more? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Poop Hole Lickers Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, friendship, funny, gross, Hole, humor, internet culture, JOKE, Lickers, licking, meme, Minecraft, Misconception, normies, Poop, poop holes, Server, shock value, social norms, taboo, Trust, urban legend

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	818	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where normies roam free, possibly licking each other’s poop holes? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a poop hole-free environment! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as weird and wonderful as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to normie poop hole licking once and for all!

Thank You Microsoft Minecraft SMP

ai, appreciation, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Copilot, Development, Gratitude, innovation, microsoft, Minecraft, programming, programming tools, smp, software, Software Development, Support, teamwork, Tech, Technology, thank you, Tools

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ores Mined:	8188	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us and you’ll be thanking Microsoft for Copilot in no time. Why, you ask? Because on our server, Copilot isn’t just a helpful tool, it’s a mischievous prankster who loves to mess with players by turning their diamond armor into clown suits or making their houses float in the sky!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Thank you, Microsoft, for Copilot – we couldn’t have created this chaos without you!

NetLinkUp MC server Minecraft

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, NetLinkUp MC, OWNER, personal account, Server, server description

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	291918	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

The owner of the “NetLinkUp MC” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.netlinkup.ru

The Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BETRAYAL, crime, Dark, Deception, detective, Enigmatic, Fiction, hidden motives, Intriguing, investigation, lina, Minecraft, Mystery, novel, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected twists.

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that actually works and sends players flying into the sky! Explore secret dungeons filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Lina, a mystical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those who can find her. Some say she’s a unicorn crossed with a dragon, others say she’s just a really big cat wearing a top hat. Whatever she is, one thing’s for sure – she’s the key to unlocking the true power of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of our server. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Down to Earth Miguel (left) or Uptight Paco (right) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	438
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you ready to join the most chaotic Minecraft SMP where you can choose to be either down-to-earth Miguel or uptight Paco? Miguel spends his days building giant statues of chickens while Paco is busy trying to organize the entire server into a perfectly symmetrical grid.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where Miguel’s chickens lay siege to Paco’s meticulously planned out base. Will chaos reign supreme or will order prevail? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness today!

TheOasis MC

Adventure, BUILD, Economy, GREATNESS, job system, legend, Minecraft, Oasis, TheOasis MC, Towny, Trade

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Welcome to TheOasis MC! Dive into a vibrant world with a booming economy and exciting job system. Build, trade, and rise to greatness as you create your own oasis and become a legend. The adventure starts now!

play.oasismc.net

Ice Spice Minecraft Server

adult actress, adult content, adult entertainment, adult film, adult film actress, adult film star, adult industry, arousal, Climax, ejaculation, explicit content, FANTASY, fetish, Ice, ice spice, Minecraft, pornography, Server, sexual arousal, sexual desire, sexual pleasure, sexual stimulation, Spice, taboo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and confusion!

Join us if you’ve ever found yourself inexplicably turned on by Ice Spice – we have a whole section dedicated to building phallic structures in his honor. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a player who communicates exclusively with chickens and has amassed a chicken army that will strike fear into the hearts of all who oppose us.

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll encounter next on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, episodes, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Psyanon, Rehabilitation, shorts, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup, Velastor Edition

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own assassin business? Look no further than our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. Who knew Hell could be so wholesome? And don’t forget about Blitzo and his ragtag team of assassins trying to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. It’s like The Office, but with more fire and brimstone.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are checking out into Heaven and hellhounds are working as receptionists? Plus, our Cytube channel is always playing the best demon-themed music videos. And if you’re feeling creative, our booru might be a little dead, but that just means you have the chance to revive it with your own demon art!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss edition Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even run into Charlie or Blitzo themselves while you’re building your demon empire.

Last Month Minecraft Server

Adventure, Asia, Beautiful, China, cry, culture, DISCOVER, experiences, Explore, Food, last month, love it, Memories, Minecraft, Month, Nature, realize, reflections, Server, SightSeeing, travel, visit taiwan, Wanderlust

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Towns Built:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, I was chilling in Taiwan last month, right? And I was like, “Wow, this place is lit!” And then it hit me – what if ALL of China was as awesome as Taiwan?! 😱 So I started crying tears of joy at the thought of a China filled with bubble tea and night markets everywhere. But then I remembered, hey, I can just join this epic Minecraft server and experience the China of my dreams! Join us for a wild ride filled with pandas riding minecarts and dragons breathing fire made of fried rice. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🐼🔥🍚 #TaiwanIsLit #ChinaDreams #MinecraftMadness