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ByeByeOldEtiquette

antiquated traditions, ByeByeOldEtiquette, cultural shifts, Cultural traditions, customs to abandon, customs to leave behind, customs to let go of, customs to phase out, evolving norms, modern etiquette, old-fashioned customs, outdated social customs, retirement of social customs, social evolution, social norms, societal advancements, societal changes, societal norms, societal progress, societal transformations, traditional practices

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Are you tired of being judged for not wearing a powdered wig or curtsying every time you meet someone? Then come join our Minecraft server where we have officially retired all outdated social customs! Say goodbye to bowing to your elders and hello to building epic castles and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to challenge anyone who dares to face him in a duel. So why wait? Join now and let’s make social norms a thing of the past!

KenyaCraftFirestorm

Africa, breaking news, Chaos, civil disobedience, Conflict, Crisis, current events, demonstration, Fire, Government, kenya, KenyaCraftFirestorm, Nairobi, News, Parliament, Political unrest, protest movement, Protesters, Unrest, uprising, violence

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Towns Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

yo, have you heard about this lit minecraft server? it’s so fire, it’s like part of Kenya’s parliament on fire with thousands of protesters entering! but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so no one actually gets hurt. join our server and experience the chaos and excitement of a political protest without any of the real-life consequences. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. come join us and let’s set the virtual world on fire together!

MoneyCraft: Life’s Pay-to-Play

Business, capitalism, commercialism, consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumerism, Consumption, economic exploitation, economic system, Exploitation, financial gain, financial industry, Industry, Life, Lifes, market manipulation, Marketing, MONEY, MoneyCraft, PaytoPlay, profit, Revenue, societal impact

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there’s a secret underground industry that’s makin’ mad dough off of you, bro. Like, they’re literally makin’ money off of you from the moment you spawn in. It’s like some next level conspiracy stuff, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back on this server. We’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, fightin’ against the evil industry overlords and makin’ sure you keep all your hard-earned diamonds. Plus, we got the sickest builds and the most epic mini-games you’ve ever seen.

So come join us and help us take down the industry that’s tryna steal your money. Together, we can save Minecraft and have a blast doin’ it. Let’s do this, gamers!

TaxCraft: Billionaire Bo$$es

billionaire, billionaires, Boes, Brazil, economic inequality, economic policy, extra income, feasibility, financial analysis, fiscal policy, G20, global finance, government revenue, international scheme, Proposal, Revenue, study, tax reform, Taxation, taxation system, TaxCraft, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, u know how billionaires have, like, all the money in the world and stuff? well, this server is like, gonna tax their wealth and make them pay up! we gonna be rollin’ in that sweet, sweet cash, up to $250bn a year, baby! join now and help us stick it to the rich dudes! we gonna be livin’ large in our virtual mansion made of diamonds and gold, all thanks to this epic scheme! come on, let’s show those billionaires who’s boss in this crazy Minecraft world!

PsychoSaber Minecraft Server

action, Alternate Universe, Anime, Assassin, dark fantasy, dark past, FANTASY, fate series, legendary warrior, Minecraft, Miyazaki, murderous psycho, Psychological, PsychoSaber, Saber, Server, Supernatural, sword fighting, Thriller, tragic hero, Twisted, twisted fate, twisted heroine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3631
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7391
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of playing with Saber if she was a murderous psycho! Watch out for her deadly sword swings and bloodthirsty attitude as you navigate through our twisted world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Miyazaki fans who have built their own whimsical kingdom filled with giant talking animals and flying pigs. Join forces with them to uncover hidden treasures and unlock magical powers.

So why join our server? Because where else can you play alongside a killer Saber and hang out with Miyazaki’s wildest creations? Come on in and let the madness begin!

Crafty Copa Server – Minecraft Server

clubs, Competition, Copa, Copa América, Crafty, EUROS, football, Investments, market analysis, Minecraft, national team, Performance, Players, rankings, Scouting, Server, south america, sports, statistics, talent acquisition, Teams, Tournament, transfermarket, VALUES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Buildings Constructed:	43
Dimension Hops:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Crops Grown:	3476
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot in town! We’ve got a transfermarket system that will blow your mind – forget about trading diamonds, now you can trade players in millions of euros!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft tycoon as you buy and sell players like a boss. Build your dream team and dominate the competition with your insane transfer deals. Who needs diamonds when you can have Neymar or Messi on your team, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CrochetCraft Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, bookshelf, Crochet, crochet supplies, CrochetCraft, Cupboard, expensive yarn, female, hardware store, Hooks, Lock, long tail tags, Minecraft, missing yarn, mum, Server, skeins, soft teddies, supplies, yarn

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	964
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Towns Built:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of your yarn mysteriously disappearing? Do you suspect your own mother of yarn theft? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where yarn theft is a thing of the past, because in our server, everyone has their own virtual yarn stash that no one can touch. No more hiding your precious skeins in cupboards or putting locks on doors – just pure, uninterrupted crocheting fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Yarn Bandit, a mischievous character who roams the virtual world stealing yarn from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart the Yarn Bandit and protect your precious supplies? Join now and find out!

So if you’re tired of real-life yarn drama and want to immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated yarn storage room, then come on down to our server! Yarn lovers unite – this is the place for you!

NoFamAllowedCraft

abandonment, aita, Bond, Cheating, comfort, difficult times, extended family, family, hard times, Inheritance, Moving in, NoFamAllowedCraft, Opinions, refusing, selfish, Son, stable life, strong bond, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and betrayal? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s family, we won’t let anyone move in without your permission. We understand the importance of family bonds, which is why we prioritize your happiness and comfort above all else.

Join our server and build a virtual family with other players who understand the struggles of dealing with ungrateful relatives. We promise not to let any unwanted guests crash your virtual home, just like this player stood up for her son against her family.

So come join us and let’s build a supportive and drama-free community together! Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

CraftyCoincidence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a llama on your Minecraft server, only to find out that llamas are actually your spirit animal? Well, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to live out all your llama dreams and more!

We have a secret underground llama sanctuary where you can ride llamas into battle against evil mobs, participate in llama fashion shows, and even learn the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the zen of downward-facing llama, you’ll never want to leave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, a mysterious player who can communicate with chickens in their own language. Rumor has it that if you can find the Chicken Whisperer, they’ll grant you the power to lay diamond eggs and summon an army of feathered warriors to do your bidding.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be amazed by the weird and wonderful world that awaits you. Just watch out for the llama spit – it’s surprisingly deadly.

Binface vs Sunak Minecraft Server

Binface, British Parliament, British politics, Count Binface, Democracy, election campaign, Government, humor, Minecraft, Parliament seat, political activism, political candidate, political challenger, political commentary, political opponent, political race, Political satire, rishi sunak, satire, Server, Sunak, U.K. Prime Minister, United Kingdom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where Count Binface challenges U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak for Parliament seat IN MINECRAFT!!! build your own crazy campaign headquarters and debate against other players in the most ridiculous ways possible. will you be the next ruler of the server or will you get wrecked by Count Binface’s epic dance moves? join now for a chance to make history in the most bizarre minecraft server ever created!!!