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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5279 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!