Madness MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pull It Minecraft Madness

13. Judgement, 18. Insight, 11. Thoughtful, 7. Contemplation, 1. Maybe

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

gym etiquette, gym behavior, madness, gym jerk, gym ego

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

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Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

Banners, hot spring, blocky, blue archive, Balancing Schale’s Books

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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High AF Minecraft Madness

Hallucinations, HIGH, high experiences, creepy music, cannabinoid gummies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as getting high on 100 mg cannabinoid gummies! 🌿🤪

Join us for a truly unique experience, like the time a player got so into building their virtual world that they started hallucinating anime toddlers getting double penetrated! 🙈🍆💦

Our creepy music will keep you enchanted and aroused as you explore our insane landscapes and meet fellow players who are just as out there as you are. 🎶🔥

So why wait? Come join us and see where your wildest Minecraft fantasies can take you! Just be sure to leave the cannabinoid gummies at home. 😉✨

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Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

forgotten hero, zero threads, madness, protest, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

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Crafty Mindustry Madness

indie game, Gaming Community, mindustry, pc game, Addictive

Oh my Notch, have you heard about this Mindustry server?! It’s like Minecraft on steroids, with industrial machines and crazy defense systems.

Join our server for a chance to build a diamond-powered rocket ship to explore the galactic mines of the space dimension.

But beware, there are creeper drones and zombie robots trying to steal your redstone stash.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever!

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Minecraft Melons Madness

adult content, tantalizing, Provocative, Busty, NSFW

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is big tits! Why waste your time building houses or mining for resources when you can just admire some pixelated boobies all day long? Our server is filled with chesty characters and plenty of opportunities to ogle at some virtual assets.

Join us for epic battles where the winner is determined by who has the biggest pair of pixelated breasts. Build your own boob castle and defend it from other players who are just as obsessed with big tits as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Boobie Bash where players compete in challenges to win exclusive prizes like diamond-encrusted bras and golden nipple tassels.

So come on down to our server and get your fill of big tits and big laughs. Who needs diamonds when you can have double D’s?

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FuelCellFrenzy: Minecraft Madness with 12x100kW Power!

innovation, Technology, clean energy, Minecraft, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are equipped with 12 fuel cells at 100kW each! Why, you ask? Because it just works, okay? And why don’t we switch to hydrogen power, you may wonder? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a world record hydrogen train that traveled nearly 3,000km without refueling. Can you believe it? That’s the kind of power we’re talking about on this server. So if you want to experience the thrill of riding a hydrogen train through the virtual world of Minecraft, then this is the place for you!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a link to an article about this amazing feat, just to prove that we’re not making this up. So come join us and let’s ride the hydrogen train to victory together!

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Pixelated Potty Humor: Hanako’s Minecraft Madness

scanlations, romance, potty, Japanese culture, manga series

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and crazy challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat (or block)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their wacky journey through our world of wonder.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for a never-ending supply of diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocks and baddies!

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Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

Vaccines, POL, kindergarten, two weeks, adaptation

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

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