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Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	88	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	146
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Farms Harvested:	226
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Votes:	8956	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1336	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mines Excavated:	3942

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!