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‘Americans be like: Minecraft SMP Madness’

american culture, AMERICANS, be like, Cultural differences, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated reactions, funny, humor, internet humor, internet trends, madness, meme, millennial humor, Minecraft, reaction videos, relatable, smp, social commentary, social media, Stereotypes, Unbearable, viral

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Animals Bred:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?)!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle royale with other players, fighting for control of the coveted diamond throne. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are breakdancing and the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual petting zoo, complete with pixelated pandas, llamas in top hats, and chickens that lay golden eggs (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a TNT-wielding llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Gold Rush: Magmatic Madness

earth sciences, Earth’s surface, Enrichment, Geochemistry, geological modeling, Geological processes, geology, GOLD, madness, magmas, Magmatic, metal ores, mineral formation, mineralogy, Numerical modeling, ore deposits, precious metals, researchers, Rush, scientific discovery, scientific research, trisulphur complex, volcanic activity

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

lol imagine if gold was like, puked up by the earth like a volcano but instead of lava it’s shiny gold nuggets. our server is like that but with more explosions and dragons. join us to uncover the secrets of how gold gets barfed up by the earth, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more science and less pirates. plus, we have a secret society of gold-trisulphur complex enthusiasts who will blow your mind with their knowledge and maybe even give you a tour of their underground lair. come join the madness and dig for gold like a crazed miner on steroids. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Crafting Meth Madness

addiction, adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral therapy, clinical trials, Crafting, dependence, dopamine, DRUG, Focus, madness, medication, mental health, Meth, methamphetamine, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Promise, Recovery, stimulant, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7995
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Community

blockg, blocky, Community, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, game discussion, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, Rapzilla Edition, smp, Spooky Month, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’re like the Friday Night Funkin’ General, but in blocky form. Join us as we discuss the game, fan-made creations, and all the series that have crossed over with Friday Night Funkin’ – like TANKMEN, Pico, Madness, Spooky Month, and more!

In Week #2735, we’re having a Rapzilla Edition where you can battle it out with your friends in epic rap battles. And guess what? The PLAYABLE PICO UPDATE IS OUT NOW! Get ready to groove to the funky beats and show off your sick moves.

Download and play the game, join the modding community, and get all the help and resources you need to make your Minecraft experience even more funky. And don’t forget to check out our OP Template, Thread Theme, and last week’s shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure and let’s get funky together!

Monkey Madness – Minecraft SMP

ape, Bananas, Behavior, Community, desuarchive, Explore, Fun, Interactive, learn, madness, masterbin, mimic, Minecraft, MONKEY, O_O_K, playful, PRIMATES, Simian Sunday, smp, Social, Tenkaichi Budokai Edition, Thread, Trash

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	53
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the Tenkaichi Budokai Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Get ready to monkey around with fellow apes as you compete in epic battles and challenges inspired by our primate ancestors.

Join us if you want to see and do things just like other primates – swing from trees, fling poop at your enemies, and communicate using only grunts and gestures. Don’t go bananas over it, just embrace your inner ape and have a wild time!

Our Masterbin is filled with all the tools and resources you need to survive in this crazy jungle world. And if you’re looking for some hilarious moments, check out our previous threads for some outrageous stories and shenanigans that will leave you ROFLing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the monkey business begin!

Minecraft SMP – /funkg/ – Friday Night Funkin’ General

AMA, Animating till Dawn Edition, Crossover series, fan-made creations, FRIDAY, friday night funkin, funkg, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin, Funkin Crew, Game Download, game play, general, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, night, Ninjamuffin, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, smp, Spooky Month, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything you could possibly want in a server, from building insane structures to battling mobs like a pro. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Join us for our Friday Night Funkin’ themed events where we battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who will be crowned the ultimate Funkin’ champion. We’ve even had special guests like Tankmen, Pico, Madness, and Spooky Month characters join in on the fun!

Don’t miss out on our Animating till Dawn Edition, where we stay up all night creating the most mind-blowing animations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Plus, we have exclusive updates like the Playable Pico update that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Boomerang Madness Minecraft Server

Aerial, Boomerang, Boomerangs, clear, Drones, flying, footage, investigation, madness, Minecraft, Mysterious, N.J, neptune, Nighttime, objects, Phenomenon, Server, sightings, strange, Surveillance, Technology, ufos, unexplained, unidentified

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2103
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, we have drones flying around Neptune, New Jersey capturing footage of the action! And get this – they’re not just any drones, they’re flying boomerangs! Who knew boomerangs could fly, right? Join our server for a chance to witness these crazy flying boomerangs in action and maybe even catch a ride on one (Disclaimer: riding a flying boomerang may result in unexpected twists and turns)! Don’t miss out on the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, consideration, contemplation, critique, Evaluation, Examination, Feedback, judgment, madness, man, MANIC, meditation, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, pondering, Reflection, review, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crops Grown:	3728	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GS Lifesteal

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ores Mined:	6448
Enchantments Applied:	234	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

A LifeSteal Server Made By Gaming Lion [Founder] Of GS Group. Hope You Will Enjoy On Our Server. You Can Join Our Server From Crack Or Paid Minecraft Easily. Join Our Discord To Keep In Touch With Us.

in-7.gbnodes.host:25607

TerraBite Pixelmon

Alpha, Beta, City Build, Curseforge, Discord, Events, Feedback, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, player made, Roleplay, Server, Stability, Survival, TerraBite, Version 1.16.5, Version 1.20+, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join us for the Alpha launch of our first Pixelmon server! We’ll be starting on version 1.16.5, and plan to update to 1.20 once it becomes stable. From there, we’ll move into Beta and then into full release. Why Alpha? Our Alpha phase allows us to fine-tune the server on the current Minecraft version, and gather valuable feedback. As we transition to Beta, we’ll introduce more features and ensure stability. Our Vision For the final release, we aim to create a city-build experience with rich roleplay elements, including player-made events, gyms, and more! During the Alpha phase, players will have the freedom to build anywhere.

Join Us Our server is whitelist-based. the Modpack is here: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/terrabite-pixelmon whitelist can be aquired via https://discord.gg/terrabite

pixelmon.terrabite.net:25583

MonixWorld – Unique Anarchy Minecraft Server

Anarchy, battle pass, Boss, Buyer, chests, Divine Shard, Economy, Items, Mechanics, Minecraft, No Mini-Games, paid, Precious Treasure, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, reputation, Rewards, RPG, Russian, Season, Server, Tasks, Unique, wipe

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	3743
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

MonixWorld has a unique Anarchy mode with unique mechanics.

The buyer doesn’t just buy items, but is updated every 4 hours and gives 12 items to choose from. To improve your reputation as a buyer, you need to complete tasks for which you will receive reputation points and precious treasures.

Battle Pass – each wipe the battle pass season is updated. You can complete tasks in the battle pass and get unique rewards. There is also a paid battle pass with a large number of rewards.

Precious treasure – there are many types of treasure: uncommon, rare, epic, legendary, mythical. Precious treasure can drop these types. The higher the level of the precious treasure – the more valuable the rewards.

The Divine Shard is an incredibly rare and valuable item that can be found in chests in vanilla structures with a 2% chance. With it you can summon a powerful boss or open an ancient treasure in the PvP Arena. Unique items may drop from an ancient treasure!

mc.monixworld.ru

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream! 1.20 EU Edition – No Hacks, No Map Resets, All Fun!

active community, Allies, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, Chaos, Conquer, cream, Discord, Edition, EU server, Fun, Hacks, large map, Map, map size, meets, nether roof, No Duping, No hacking, No Resets, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Simply, Spawn, starter base, strong community, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Server Name	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Established	2019
Discord	Discord Link
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

Overview:

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ

Can I use hacks or exploits on this server?

No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on this server.

What are the world borders like?

The server has vanilla world borders and an accessible Nether-roof.

How can I escape spawn?

Check out this video for a guide on escaping spawn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP simplyvanilla.net in Minecraft.

Is griefing allowed on this server?

Yes, as an anarchy server, griefing, betraying, and base conquering are part of the gameplay experience.

Race to the Blocks Minecraft Server

blocks, evolutionary biology, genetic engineering, genetic history, genetic mutations, germanics, homo sapiens, identity theft, mestizos, Minecraft, neanderthal ancestors, Pathetic race, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial superiority, random genetic mutations, rape product, Server, superiority complex, tradition, white race, White Supremacy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your very existence? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join!

Join us and discover the truth about the white race (germanics) and their so-called superiority. Did you know that they were created through genetic mutations? And that their neanderthal ancestors bred with homo sapiens? It’s true! But wait, there’s more – did you know that mestizos have been stealing their identity and passing down the tradition of shoving their tongues up white’s assholes? It’s a wild ride of genetic engineering, rape products, and random mutations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So come on down to our server and join in on the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and mind-bending revelations await you? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your tongue shoved where it doesn’t belong)!

”Pixelated Puns Minecraft Server”

Aspiring Lord of the old order, grieve for this world, known sin, Minecraft, miquella, pixelated, promised consort, Puns, radahn, response, Server, sounding mad, Tarnished one, yield the path forward

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	217	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and rules? Well, look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Tarnished one, who is the Aspiring Lord of the old order! If you’ve ever sinned in Minecraft (who hasn’t stolen a few diamonds here and there?), then this is the server for you. Join us and pledge your allegiance to Miquella and Radahn, the power couple of the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe they’ll even grant you special powers or riches beyond your wildest dreams. So come on, don’t be shy, join our server and let the madness begin!

NoTeddy4Sis – Minecraft Server

Afford, Asshole, build a bear, Buy, Demand, eleven years old, Europe, expensive, family, idiot, little sister, London, mad, Minecraft, MONEY, NoTeddy4Sis, refusing, Server, Shop, sister, stuffed animal, teddy, trip

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Towns Built:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	325940

Are you tired of dealing with demanding siblings who think they deserve expensive toys? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where you can be the boss. No more being called an idiot or asshole for not buying overpriced teddy bears – on our server, you’re the one in control. So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only limits are your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper). Join now and say goodbye to sibling tantrums and hello to endless fun!

BlockyTearsMC

beloved characters, BlockyTearsMC, devastating deaths, emotional deaths, emotional farewells, fictional characters, fictional deaths, fictional demises, fictional passings, fictional tragedies, heartbreaking deaths, heartbreaking moments, memorable deaths, saddest deaths, saddest fictional deaths, sorrowful departures, tearful deaths, tearjerker deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, unforgettable deaths

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Farms Harvested:	349	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	381

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the most epic battles between players and mobs that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and screaming as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock a secret world where you can meet all your favorite fictional characters. Imagine fighting alongside Spider-Man or having a dance-off with Darth Vader!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even witness the saddest fictional death of all time…but hey, at least it’ll be hilarious!

EgoCraft: Prove Your Existence!

Certainty, Consciousness, doubt, EgoCraft, epistemology, Existence, existence of others, Individuality, introspection, metaphysics, Perception, philosophy, proof, Prove, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-existence, self-knowledge, skepticism, solipsism, Subjective

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can prove ur own consciousness by building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. u can never prove anyone else’s existence but who cares when u can have so much fun building and exploring in dis crazy world. join now and show off ur mad skills in front of ur non-existent friends. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but who cares cuz u can’t prove anything anyways. just join and have a blast, u won’t be disappointed, probably.

MossyMartianSurvival

adaptation, antarctica, Astrobiology, biology, BOTANY, Exploration, extreme environments, greenhouses, Harsh Conditions, Mars-like conditions, mojave desert, moss, MossyMartianSurvival, planet’s surface, plant physiology, Plants, research, resilience, scientists, space exploration, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit, even plants from Antarctica and the freakin Mojave desert can survive on it! like, bruh, we got moss that can handle Mars-like conditions, how insane is dat?

imagine building ur own little greenhouses on dis server and watchin dem plants thrive like never before. u can be like a freakin plant scientist in minecraft, growin all sorts of crazy vegetation in da harshest environments. ain’t no other server out there doin dis kinda stuff, man.

so come join us on dis out-of-this-world minecraft server and be part of somethin truly mind-blowing. who needs Mars when u got us, right? let’s make dis server the greenest, most epic place in da minecraft universe!