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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4949 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
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