Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	8152
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Gems Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchantments Applied:	200
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Spears Created:	14	New Chunks Explored:	14023
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Ores Mined:	6534
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9985	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Villages Defended:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Enchantments Applied:	216
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

HangryRoomieStealsFood

apartment, apartment living, Argument, Boundaries, buying food, Chicken Fries, Communication, Conflict, Expectations, food sharing, groceries, grocery run, HangryRoomieStealsFood, Honesty, Labels, misunderstanding, roommate, roommates, sharing food, Trust, zebra cakes

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring… or is it? Join us for a unique experience where you never know if your virtual chicken fries will mysteriously disappear!

Picture this: you log on to the server, excited to dig, build, and explore. But wait, where did your precious chicken fries go? Oh, that’s right, someone else ate them without a care in the world. Will you confront them and demand restitution, or will you let it slide and label your food with a virtual Sharpie marker?

But that’s not all – we have magical bags of chicken fries that appear out of thin air, just like in the real world! Who needs a grocery run when you can rely on the mystical powers of our Minecraft server to provide for your culinary needs?

So come join us for a wild ride of food drama, virtual label-making, and the eternal quest for chicken fries. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of the disappearing snacks and become the hero of the server. Just remember, sharing is caring… unless it’s chicken fries.

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