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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9672 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6074 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?
Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.
So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.