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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1543 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that farts out diamonds every time you feed it a golden carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite flushing, where you can flush away all your worries and watch as they magically disappear.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!