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Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6228	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ores Mined:	5422	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2376
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	149
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	4815	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	6437
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3639
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2058	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchantments Applied:	167
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

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MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Emeralds Found:	2784
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

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