I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
Join us and witness epic battles where Madara takes on hordes of creepers with just a single punch. Watch as he builds towering castles with a mere flick of his wrist. And don’t even get us started on his epic dance moves at the server-wide parties!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Madara once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against an army of skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him flying through the sky on a magical unicorn!
So why settle for a boring old hero like Steve when you can join our server and witness the legend of Madara unfold before your very eyes? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time!
Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a pleasure Cube like Madara? Well, on our server, you can experience that and so much more! Who needs the real world when you can escape to a world of pure bliss and happiness?
The 5 Kages may have their doubts, but we say bring on the pleasure Cube! Say goodbye to boring old reality and hello to a world where anything is possible. Live your best life however you want, no judgment here!
Join us on InsanityCraft and see for yourself why this reality-defying plan is the ultimate way to play Minecraft. Trust us, once you step into our world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the madness begin!
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But that’s not all! our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. hold on tight as you zoom past fiery pits and dodgy obstacles, all while trying not to spill your virtual soda.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. but be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that minecraft has to offer. who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Discord | https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
So What’s the Deal?
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? Before OP Prison Servers? Back in 2014? If you remember those days and you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, then you’re in the right place.
What makes this server different?
What are the Ranks?
| Rank | Requirement |
|---|---|
| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | $25,000 |
| C – $80,000 | $80,000 |
| D – $250,000 | $250,000 |
| E – $800,000 | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Admin position |
| SrGuard | Moderator privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
What’s a Guard?
Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc. Interested in becoming a Guard? Join the server and Discord to apply!
Discord – https://discord.gg/E9fWAddnuk Server IP – play.thepen-mc.net
Explore a world where newfags rule and old hags drool.
Witness the craziest incest parties happening in your virtual bed.
Get your daily dose of goyslop posted 24/7.
Join in on the fun with generals featuring male genitalia galore.
Experience erections in your screen reflection like never before.
Prepare yourself for harsh rape committed by black apes.
Indulge in satire as useful as a flat tire.
Come on down to the deep blue sea for a LOLzy adventure you’ll never forget!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it, they still live there to this day, swimming in their riches like a Minecraft Scrooge McDuck.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine a showdown between a player riding a pig armed with a carrot on a stick and another player riding a llama spitting at their enemies. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s Minecraft at its finest.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where players dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Minecraft music discs. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your sense of humor)!
Join our server and experience the thrill of owning a virtual bulldog, without any of the real-life responsibilities! No need to worry about cleaning their skin folds or dealing with their snoring and snarling noises – just pure bulldog fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our bulldogs are bred from championship-winning bloodlines, so you know you’re getting a top-of-the-line virtual pet. Plus, our bulldogs are experts at navigating the virtual world, ready to accompany you on all your Minecraft quests.
So why wait? Join our bulldog-filled Minecraft server today and experience the joy of owning a bulldog without any of the real-life drama. Who knew virtual bulldogs could be so much fun?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot. If you’re brave enough to join, you might just catch a glimpse of his spectral form floating through the Nether.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, bro!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, real men don’t cry…unless it’s tears of joy from playing on this epic server!
On our server, being successful means having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies, riding a unicorn into battle, and building a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous.
Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to virtual greatness!
once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became the richest player in alllll the land. but watch out for the evil chicken army that roams the land, they will peck u to death if u aren’t careful.
join us now and experience the magic of a world where anything is possible. build a castle in the sky, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your pet zombie. the possibilities are endless on this server, so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
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