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CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

bipartisan perspective, CraftyTrumpsGOPCritique, Democrat, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, party loyalty, political affiliations, political analysis, political beliefs, political bias, political commentary, political comparisons, Political Criticism, Political debate, political discourse, political opinions, political party dynamics, political rhetoric, political viewpoints, republicans

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

TrudeauCraft2023

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Love Letters Sent:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Venom Block AI

AI-designed proteins, antidote, Artificial Intelligence, biotechnology, BLOCK, Breakthrough, Counter, Healthcare, innovation, Lethal, life saving, Medical research, new, pharmaceuticals, protein engineering, Science, snake venom, Snakebite, Technology, toxin neutralization, VENOM, venomous snakes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crops Grown:	6321
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

Universe Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to Universe SMP, a colorful and fun Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of exciting game modes designed to suit the needs of all types of players, whether you are a survivor or a builder.

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together without any barriers. We also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, a Friendly Community, and Custom Plugins to enhance your gaming experience with unique features and enhancements.

Universe SMP is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that offers a variety of interesting features for all players, both those who like the challenge of survival and those who like to be creative in building. This server is not only a place to play, but also a means to build new communities and learn new skills.

play.universesmp.xyz:25576

Apex Forge

24/7, ApexForge, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Environment, Exploring, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Memories, Minecraft, new, Play, Safe, Server, Small, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Votes:	5976	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Emeralds Found:	3877	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Hey, thanks for checking out ApexForge!

ApexForge is a new, small Minecraft server crafted to provide a safe, fun, and friendly environment for players of all ages. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out, ApexForge is the perfect place to make friends and create lasting memories. Join us and be part of our growing community!

The server is up 24/7/365, come play any time!

I have a decent portion of the server already set up and play ready, however, I do plan to incorporate more features in the future.

Join us on Discord!

apexforge.org

Quest for Valor 1.21.3

1.21.3, billionaire overlords, Dying Breed, fictional role models, Forgotten, incel, inconsequential, Lazy, man, nobody, not handsome, not pretty, not smart, not strong, Quest, School, study, Valor, Weak, weak-minded, work, world hates me, worse than normie

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	213
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being a normie, a nobody, a weakling in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a hero in a virtual world where your strength, smarts, and looks don’t matter! Fight epic battles, build incredible structures, and be a legend among pixels!

Forget about your billionaire overlords and become a king in our server! No need to study, work, or be inconsequential here – you are the master of your own destiny! Join now and leave behind the world that doesn’t care about you for a world where you are truly exceptional!

Don’t compare yourself to real-life role models, be inspired by the fictional characters you love and become a legend in our server! Embrace your inner hero and leave behind the life of a normie – join us now and be the hero you were always meant to be!

DiaryDramaCraft

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, Diary, DiaryDramaCraft, education, Empathy, Friends, friendship, Mother, parenting, privacy, Professionalism, Respect, School, Support, Teacher, TEENAGE

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	607680
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you tired of teachers snooping around in your child’s personal belongings? Join our Minecraft server where teachers are banned from reading diaries and criticizing your child’s choice of words! Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how many rude words they use in their diaries. Plus, we have a special “diary protection” plugin to ensure that your child’s personal thoughts are kept private at all times. So come join us and let your child express themselves freely without fear of teacher interference! Join now and say goodbye to nosy teachers once and for all!

CelebDeath SMP

accident, CelebDeath, celebrity death, Conspiracy, FAMOUS, Grief, HEARTBREAK, iconic, Legacy, legend, Loss, Media, memorial, overdose, Remembrance, smp, sorrow, speculation, SUICIDE, tragic, unexpected, UNTIMELY

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	263	Infinity Stones Found:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most tragic celebrity deaths recreated in pixel art form! Like, we have a giant Steve Jobs statue made entirely out of diamonds and redstone, and every night it cries tears of lava in memory of his passing. And don’t even get me started on our Michael Jackson roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through his greatest hits before plunging you into a pit of zombie pigmen! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about Tupac still being alive and living in the End dimension. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else. Join now before the Illuminati shuts us down!

BoomerSpongebob

aging, animated, Beloved, BoomerSpongebob, cartoon character, Character development, Childhood, emotional connection, Favorite, growing up, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, personal growth, Reflection, relatable, Self Discovery, Timeless, wisdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	3034
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you tired of adulting and just want to relive your childhood? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can hang out with all your favorite cartoon characters who have magically come to life! Imagine having deep conversations with SpongeBob about the meaning of life or going on epic adventures with Bugs Bunny. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend Scooby-Doo, he’ll help you sniff out all the hidden treasures on the server. So come join us and let your inner child run wild!

NATOcraft: Invite Ukraine!

alliance building, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, Expansion, foreign policy, international relations, invite, Join, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, Polish president, SECURITY, soviet union, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warsaw Pact

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	704
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, like, this server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ya know? the polish president, like, INSISTS that you should join now, like RIGHT NOW. he’s all like, “we gotta invite them to NATO, bro!” so, like, you gotta join this server ASAP before the polish president changes his mind and starts a war or something. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic, dude. so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!