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Farmers vs Zombies Minecraft Server

Africa, Attack, Boko Haram, Conflict, current events, extremism, Farmers, gunmen, Insurgency, International, killings, militants, Minecraft, News, Nigeria, SECURITY, Server, suspected, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, zombies

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5444
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	9224	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

are you tired of getting attacked by suspected boko haram gunmen in real life? well, come join our minecraft server where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual zombies instead! we promise no real life farmers will be harmed in the making of this server. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any potential attackers. join now and let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6573	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4365
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	148	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5585

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!