Macrophages Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Morning Macrophage Mayhem

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3865
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got macrophages running around like crazy, detecting and responding to harmful substances like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, depending on the time of day, these bad boys function differently!

In the morning, these macrophages are on fire, their inflammasome activation is quicker and more robust. It’s like they’ve had their morning coffee and they are ready to kick some immune system butt! So if you want an immune response that’s heightened during the early part of the day, then this is the server for you!

Join us now and experience the madness of macrophages in Minecraft like never before. Who knew immune cells could be so wild and crazy? Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us today!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	6145	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

THERE IS MYSTICITY HERE

Server666ggop.aternos.me:56089

Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

Backlash, bioware, CDPR, CDProjekt, controversy, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, Failure, Fall, fall from grace, fan expectations, game development, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming studios, grace, mass effect, Minecraft, phantom liberty, Redemption, rpgs, Server, video games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2942
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1397	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Emeralds Found:	3720
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4857
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Farms Harvested:	704	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	187
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, jargon, Minecraft, modding, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, Resources, Server, Steam, strategy, Techniques, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Towns Built:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

aew, Apology, Brett, Bryan, Bucks, Comment, Conflict, controversy, Dave, Demand, Drama, Effy, Hammerstein show, Locker Room, Minecraft, PaytoStay, Punching, punk, ricky, smp, Tony Furious, Venue, wrestling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magic Items Found:	2784
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

caught on camera, controversy, convenience store, fast food, Gay, gay sex, illegal activity, Inappropriate Behavior, LGBTQ, Minecraft, News, public indecency, public sex, scandal, scandalous behavior, Server, sexual encounter, shocking incident, social media, taboo, viral, wawa, WaWas, white guy

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

Agony, anguish, crying, depression, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, Grief, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, lamenting, LLO, llora, Loneliness, long tail tags: sadness, Minecraft, MONO, mourning, Pain, smp, sobbing, sorrow, Tears, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	923
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!