MacronCraft Minecraft Servers

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  • MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

    MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

    join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

    so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MacronCraft Minecraft Server

    MacronCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.

    also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.

    and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?

    plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MacronCraft Minecraft Server

    MacronCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so epic it made macron wanna dissolve the french parliament? well, look no further cuz our server is lit af! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. join us now and be part of the revolution! who needs politics when u can have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show macron who’s boss! #minecraftoverpolitics #macronwho #joinusnow

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

    MacronCraft: Parliament Dissolved!

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? The French President, Emmanuel Macron, he’s all like “oh no, we lost in the elections to the National Rally, time to dissolve parliament!” And everyone’s like “whaaaat??” But then he’s like “nah, it’s cool, let’s just all join this epic Minecraft server instead! It’s got like, crazy builds and insane mini-games, you gotta see it to believe it! Plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll become the new president of France! How wild is that?? So come on, join us and let’s build a new parliament in Minecraft, because why not, right? Let’s make France great again, one block at a time!”

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  • MacronCraft Minecraft Server

    MacronCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey there gamers, do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than macron calling early elections after some far-right dudes got a bunch of votes in europe? well then come on down to our server where the only thing more wild than the politics is the creepers blowing up your house! we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more surprises than finding diamonds in a cave. join us for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the block?!” every five minutes. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. come join us now and let’s get crafting!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Peatland Paradise: Amazon Edition

    Peatland Paradise: Amazon Edition

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more peatlands than the whole dang amazon basin! we got so much carbon-storing ecosystems, you’ll be saving the planet just by playing minecraft with us. plus, our map is so detailed, you’ll feel like you’re actually exploring the amazon jungle. join now and help us fight climate change, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyCoders Minecraft Server

    CraftyCoders Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your mad building skills and compete against other players in outrageous challenges.

    Our server is so popular, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see what all the hype is about.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this legendary Minecraft community. Join now and prepare for an adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • VtuberVibes Minecraft SMP – The CutestCraft

    VtuberVibes Minecraft SMP – The CutestCraft

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    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is home to the cutest VTuber you’ll ever meet – she’s a pixelated princess who slays dragons with her kawaii powers and builds the most adorable castles you’ve ever seen.

    Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between giant pandas and creepers, or if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while exploring the vast lands of our world. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

    But beware, there’s a rumor that a secret underground society of llamas is plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass blocks into rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with the VTuber and her army of fluffy bunnies to save the day? Only time will tell on this wacky Minecraft adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

    MomWalkDownAisle Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll find diamonds in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and blocky fun!

    Imagine a world where your uncle is the hero who helps you find your first virtual car, supports you through virtual health struggles, and even helps you renovate your virtual home. Meanwhile, your mom is off doing fitness activities and talking about her latest boyfriends like a distant friend. Who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life?

    On our server, you can choose who walks you down the virtual aisle without any guilt trips or drama. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to building epic structures with your virtual family (or friends who feel like family). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some virtual memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next server reset)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NeglectedCraft

    NeglectedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling overlooked and unappreciated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server where everyone gets to name their own sibling and pet! No more feeling left out or forgotten, because on our server, you’re the star of the show!

    Imagine a world where your accomplishments are celebrated and your struggles are understood. On our server, we value each and every player, no matter their grades or learning disabilities. Plus, we have cakes with fillings that everyone loves, including you!

    Don’t let your parents bring you down, join our Minecraft server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs a younger sibling to name when you can create your own adventures in our virtual world? Say goodbye to feeling overlooked and hello to a community that truly appreciates you.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and show your parents that you’re not just whiney, you’re a gaming superstar! Let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one is left out. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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