Macroncraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MacronCraft: No Weakness, Only Blocks

united states, blocks, european union, G7, Macron

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like no other! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes!

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, build castles out of diamond blocks, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking potato named spud? yeah, he’s pretty cool. he’ll give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot and if you succeed, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! oh, and remember, macron said you gotta be strong like a diamond sword when you face off against putin in a pvp battle. so come on, join us and let the madness begin!

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MacronCraft: Troops & Blocks

SECURITY, blocks, Macron, government cooperation, nato

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, Zelensky himself, yeah, the president of Ukraine, was chatting with Macron about, get this, having Western troops in Ukraine. Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to the server? It would be like a massive PvP battle 24/7, with players fighting for control of the land. Plus, you never know when Zelensky and Macron might log on and join in on the fun. So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

France, French President, Government, 10k, citizenship

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

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MacronCraft: No Arms for Israel

defense industry, arms sales, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, Conflict Resolution

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, a french president up in here who’s all, like, “yo, let’s put an arms embargo on Israel, dude!” and we’re all, like, “whaaaaat? that’s cray cray!” but, like, it’s all good cuz we’re just here to build some sick builds and have a blast, ya feel? come join us for some epic fun and maybe even some political drama, who knows? just come on down and let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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MacronCraft: RightWingRevolution

policies, Announces, CONSERVATIVE, leadership, Assembly

come join our epic minecraft server where french president emmanuel macron is actually a secret gamer and he runs the whole show! he just announced a new right-wing government in the game, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.

plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!

so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!

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MacronCraft: Barnier’s Blocky Election

Emmanuel Macron, CONSERVATIVE, stolen election, discontent, anger

join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing being stolen is your time (in a good way, of course)! we have french protesters raging at the stolen elections, but don’t worry, we promise our elections are totally legit (unless you count the time we let a creeper run for president). our prime minister is none other than conservative barnier, who may or may not be a secret minecraft pro hiding behind that suit and tie. come join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own political party in our virtual world! who knows, you might even become the next president of our blocky nation. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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MacronCraft: Keepin’ Hope Alive!

MacronCraft, Hope, alive, keepin

so, like, u gotta join this amazin minecraft server, cuz like, Macron won this super shockin vote to keep the coalition hopes alive, and like, that’s totally gonna bring mad luck to our server, ya know? like, u gonna find so many diamonds and rare loot, cuz Macron is like our lucky charm now. plus, there’s this rumor that Macron himself is gonna log on and play with us, like, how cool is that? u don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and craziness happenin on this server, so join now and be part of the epic adventure!

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MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn

political appointments, for the moment, MacronCraft, Macron, French President

haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us!

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MacronCraft: French Election Blow

BLOW, political parties, France, Politics, european union

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.

and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.

so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

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MacronCraft: No Civil Wars!

Government, MacronCraft, France, political polarization, French elections

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a civil war like Emmanuel Macron is talking about! but don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against far-right or far-left players, everyone is welcome to join the madness.

our server is like a battleground where you can fight for your beliefs and conquer territories like a true warrior. build your own army and show everyone who’s boss by dominating the competition.

we have insane events like giant chicken races and exploding sheep battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraft!

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