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RightWingCraft2022
lol imagine if france was just one big minecraft server and the players were all like “omg we need a right-wing government” but then they were like “lol nope we voted for something else” but then the right-wing government was like “nah we’re still coming in hot” and everyone was just like “wtf is going on here???” but then they all decided to join this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and you can build your own government and be the ruler of your own world. come join us and let’s make france great again…in minecraft! -
BarnierCraft: Prime Minister Edition
so, like, u kno this server is like totally lit cuz we got Macron appointing Michel Barnier as prime minister, like what even is that? it’s like a total wacky adventure up in here. u gotta join this server if u wanna see some crazy stuff go down. Michel Barnier be building houses and slaying dragons like it’s nobody’s business. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it. -
CraftyMacCEO’s Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you get a message from the President of France himself, Macron! He’s like, “Yo, we totally didn’t have anything to do with the CEO’s arrest on this server, it was all just a big misunderstanding, bro.”But that’s not even the craziest part! This server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, every time you log in, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. How insane is that?!
So come join us on this server, where the government may or may not be watching, but either way, you’re guaranteed to have a blast. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a message from Macron himself!
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CraftyWar Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Macron is all like “yo Iran, don’t be supporting Russia in their ukraine war shenanigans”? well, guess what? on our server, we don’t support no war, we just support building epic minecraft creations and having a good time. join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Macron would be like “dang, that’s cool”. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s show the world that peace and creativity always win over war and destruction. peace out, gamers! -
MacronCraft Server: AttalStayOn
haha come join our minecraft server, where we have french president macron and prime minister attal playing with us! they’re building a giant baguette house together and fighting off creepers with their fancy french accents. come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the frenchies! plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a free croissant every time you log in. oui oui, mon ami, come play with us! -
ChudCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the Left taking over everything, from politics to your favorite Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Left has no power! Join us and fight against the leftist invasion with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary L’Chuds, a group of elite players who have sworn to protect the server from any threat. Rumor has it that they once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but their wits and a stack of TNT.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the epic battle between good and evil, where the fate of Minecraft itself hangs in the balance. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?
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CraftyFrenchElection
so like, this server is like the french elections but in minecraft, except instead of boring politicians we have epic gamers fighting for power! the left side is gonna win cuz they have the most diamonds and enchanted gear, macron’s coalition is like the noobs trying to catch up but failing, and the far right is just a bunch of creepers blowing stuff up. join now to be part of the chaos and see who will rule the land of blocks! also, we have free cake every friday cuz why not, right? come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast! -
FarRightFrenzy Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the far right is trying to win the french election but there’s a deadlock and chaos everywhere! build your own crazy political party and fight for power in a world where anything can happen. who will come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this wacky world!