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PrinceCraft Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime ASMR, Bedtime Meditation, bedtime music, bedtime playlist, bedtime ritual, bedtime routine, bedtime routine for adults, bedtime routine for kids, bedtime story, bedtime vibes, bedtime video, Calm, Good Night, Lullaby, Minecraft, Peaceful, PrinceCraft, Relaxation, Server, Sleep, soothing, Sweet Dreams, sweet prince

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9216	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring nights and hello to endless fun on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and create memories that will have you saying, “Good night, sweet prince” in the most epic way possible!

DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled

Angry, bbq, children, company party, DEADLINE, Divorce, doctoral thesis, Drunk, DrunkHubbyVacayCancelled, housework, Hungover, husband, Packing, parents-in-law, pneumonia, SAHM, shouting, used, vacation, Wasted, work

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your dream vacation home without worrying about a hungover husband ruining your plans. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all the stress of organizing family trips.

With our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life troubles behind as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent structures with fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a virtual hubby who won’t ditch you for a company party!

CraftyBeauty Minecraft Server

art, Awe, beauty, Connection, CraftyBeauty, creativity, Diversity, Happiness, Harmony, Humanity, Individuality, inspiration, love, Minecraft, Nature, opinion, Peace, perspective, Serenity, Server, Wonder, world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1094	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2075	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	249
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Is it a breathtaking sunset? A field of blooming flowers? Nah, it’s our Minecraft server, duh! Why waste time looking at real life beauty when you can join our server and feast your eyes on pixelated perfection?

Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our next block party.

So why settle for real life beauty when you can bask in the glory of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a TNT block).

CreeperDateGoneWrong

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward dates, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateGoneWrong, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without the cringe! Join us and experience virtual dating like never before – no need to worry about spilling your drink or tripping over your shoelaces here!

Our server is filled with romantic hotspots where you can woo your crush with pixelated flowers and virtual chocolates. And if things start getting steamy, you can always escape to our secret love caves for some alone time. Who needs real-life awkward moments when you can have virtual ones instead?

So come on, join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up marrying that cute blocky character you’ve been flirting with all night. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars

Air drones, Attack, base, Black sea, blast, coast guard, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Defense, drone, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, naval drones, Russian, Sea Drones, Surveillance, Tensions, UAVs, UKRAINIAN, Wars

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.

75kMileMania

000 miles, 75, 75kMileMania, aging, average human body, body endurance, body function, body maintenance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, human anatomy, human biology, human health, human lifespan, human longevity, human mortality, LIFESPAN, Longevity, mortality, physical activity, stops running

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	5562
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT CARS THAT CAN TAKE YOU 75,000 MILES BEFORE THEY BREAK DOWN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, DRIVE AROUND IN STYLE UNTIL YOUR CAR GIVES UP ON LIFE. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT MECHANICS IN THE GAME THAT CAN FIX IT UP FOR YOU! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN GO BEFORE YOUR VIRTUAL BODY GIVES OUT!

TremorCraft79: Pompeii Edition

AD79, ancient history, Archaeological Findings, buildings collapse, catastrophic event, disaster research, disaster study, earthquake, Edition, Eruption, geological phenomenon, historical event, historical tragedy, natural disaster, Pompeii, Pompeii deaths, Pompeii excavation, seismic activity, seismic tremors, TremorCraft79, tremors, Vesuvius, volcanic eruption

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1680
Void Armor Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

lol join our server and experience the ultimate disaster simulation! imagine being in pompeii during the eruption of vesuvius, except with a twist – there’s also an EARTHQUAKE happening at the same time! watch as buildings collapse on top of you while lava spews everywhere, all in glorious blocky minecraft graphics! who needs history class when you can relive it in the most chaotic way possible? join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you definitely won’t survive!

Tomoso’s Vanilla Ice Cream SMP: Chill with 1.20.6!

1.20.6, Chill, cream, France Discord Diamond economy Papermc Original Minecraft Quality of life Server Plugins Land claims Vanilla SMP Chill Community Survival Building Redstone PVP Mob farm Nether End dimension, Ice, smp, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is this?	This is a Vanilla Minecraft server with a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.
Is the economy based on diamonds?	Yes, the server has a diamond-based economy.
Are land claims allowed on the server?	No, there are no land claims on this server.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in France.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB.

RanmaSisters Minecraft Server

90s, Akane Tendo, Anime, classic, comedy, gender bending, Happosai, It’s, japanese, Jusenkyo, Love Triangle, Manga, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Over.., Ranma Saotome, RanmaSisters, romantic comedy, Rumiko Takahashi, Server, SHONEN, sibling rivalry, so

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8023	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Towns Built:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our server is SO over ranmasisters! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and creepers. It’s like a theme park from hell!

2. Our staff members are actually trained ninja warriors who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They will literally drop down from the sky and karate chop anyone who messes with you.

3. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that you can ride into battle. Imagine riding into battle on a giant spider or a zombie pig!

4. Our main city is built entirely out of diamond blocks because why not? Who needs practicality when you can have bling bling everywhere you look?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

ConcordCraft Minecraft Server

Concord Edition, Concord Game, Concord General, ConcordCraft, early access, early access game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Request Access, Server, Single player, Snoy Account, Steam, steam game, Steam store, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the “its ok? edition” Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and laughter never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with mutant pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with those funky farm animals?

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, he’s so derpy that he accidentally breathes fire-shaped hearts instead of actual flames. It’s both adorable and terrifying at the same time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!