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NipSlipCraft: Where even the pixels get scandalous!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is literally showing their nips! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy things you’ll see on our server. Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Crafty Cat Kingdom: Where Yellow Cats Rule and Pussies Roam Free!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3220
Zombie Dances:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness? Or are you gonna chicken out and go back to playing with your pet rock? This server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest of the brave can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (or until you fall off a cliff, whichever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. It’s all in or pull out, baby!

Kronii’s Infinite LOLz – Mine, Craft, and LOL with us! – 15:17

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, art, bgm, cover, Craft, fanbase, fanfiction, hololive, Infinite, Kroniis, lol, lolz, memes, Music, NSFW, originalsong, Schedule, streaming, Vtuber

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and experience the wildest adventures with Kronii’s 2024 Birthday Merch! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know Kronii is watching.

When you join, you’ll be greeted by Mumei, Fauna, and Gura, who are always up to some crazy shenanigans. Fauna once built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether, and Gura tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with memes, art, and NSFW art (don’t ask). We even have our own fanbase tag, #OKTK, because we’re just that cool. And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can hang out in our free chat room and listen to Kronii’s original songs on repeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Kronii Love cult. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, have fun!

BarCraft: Where the only sentence is ‘Jail time, all I got is these bars’

BarCraft, Bars, Jail, Jail time, John Cena, kitty, M’aiq, Nicki Minaj, overencumbered, pedo shit, Playing, PRETTY, Ring of Khajiiti, running shit, Sentence, Time

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where jail time is just a fun little inconvenience and the only bars you’ll see are the ones keeping you from escaping our epic challenges. We’ve got more barbs than Nicki Minaj’s rhymes, and you’ll be feeling overencumbered with all the excitement we have in store for you.

Picture this: you’re carrying the whole game on your back, running shit like a boss. Suddenly, poof! You disappear like John Cena with the Ring of Khajiiti. And don’t even get us started on M’aiq, that cat is prettier than a princess and will have you questioning your own attractiveness.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	210	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mines Excavated:	1313	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

400am, annoyance, bayamon, Caribbean music, Community, disrespectful behavior., disturbance, disturbance of peace, inconsiderate, late night, loud music, music lovers, neighbors, noise pollution, Party, partying, Puerto Rican culture, Puerto Rico, reggaeton, ReggaetonRaveCraft, sleepless night, Stops

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Towns Built:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8741	Buildings Constructed:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	66864

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!