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Cash Money Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Votes:	8345	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4178	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Items Found:	8376	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

CraftyRejects

10. Tried and rejected, 11. Disliked instantly, 12. Instant disinterest, 13. Tried and hated, 14. Quick rejection, 15. Instantly knew, 16. Not my cup of tea, 17. Instantly disliked, 18. Tried once, 19. Instantly turned off, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Quick disapproval., 3. Failed attempt, 4. One and done, 5. Regretful experience, 6. Quick realization, 7. Instant aversion, 8. Not my thing, 9. Immediate turn-off, CraftyRejects, not for me

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Have you ever tried eating a whole watermelon in one sitting and realized halfway through that maybe it wasn’t the best idea? Well, that’s how you’ll feel if you don’t join our epic Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual world filled with unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing and the skeletons are spinning records.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

CraftyHalalCafe

CraftyHalalCafe, discrimination, discrimination against Muslims, discrimination in India, discrimination in workplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Indian states, intolerance, minority rights, muslims, names, religious bias, religious discrimination., religious equality, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious profiling, restaurants, social justice, workers

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, like, this server is like, the most lit place to play minecraft, like ever. we got crazy builds and epic minigames that will blow ur mind. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. join us and become part of the llama mafia, where u can trade diamonds for llama spit and rule the server with an iron hoof. also, we have a secret dungeon where u can battle giant chickens and ride pigs into battle. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

MenacePixelmon

Adventure, alliances, Battles, Challenges, craftables, Economy, gameplay, Gyms, Jobs, Minecraft, mmorpg, Modded, Mods, Pixelmon, pokemon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Rewards, Server, Spawners, Survival, Teams

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Join MenacePixelmon: The Ultimate Pixelmon Minecraft Server! IP: menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Why MenacePixelmon? Battles – Battle your friends or your enemies in good old fashion Poke Duals! Gyms – Conquer Poke gyms from around the map! Custom Craftables – Craft insane items, including untra pokeballs! Epic Rewards – Complete quests and challenges to earn awesome rewards! Form Teams – Create alliances and conquer the server with your crew! Jobs – Grab a job from spawn and start making money! Custom Spawners – No more boring vanilla spawners – we’ve spiced things up!

menacepixelmon.arktivity.net

Survival Horizons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Survival Horizons Server is meant to provide a friendly, fun and welcoming enviroment for everyone to engage in Minecraft gameplay.

IP Address – mc.survivalhorizons.net Map https://map.survivalhorizons.net Website – https://survivalhorizons.net Discord – https://discord.gg/survivalhorizons

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Vinland Adventure: Where even the pigs have mods! Join our newest forge-filled server now!

AdAstra, Adventure, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, forgefilled, ftb chunks, Join, Lootr, Mekanism, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, mutant monsters, Newest, Pigs, Productive Bees, Server, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, vinland

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons now loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server focuses on technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server using the provided link for more information on how to join.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Rules and guidelines are available on the Discord server for all players to follow.
What mods are included in the server?	Main mods include Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more.

Doesn’t Make Sense Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Potions Brewed:	200
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where logic goes out the window and chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re tired of trying to make sense of the world and just want to have a good time with like-minded individuals who also question the meaning of it all.

Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are just as confused about life as you are. Need a break from reality? Come on over and immerse yourself in a world where nothing has to make sense.

Join us and embark on wild adventures, uncover hidden secrets, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just a really good meme). So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Rainbow Warrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Welcome to the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you’re tired of boring, vanilla servers and want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Our server is run by a group of gay retards who have banded together to create a community like no other. From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves who will protect it at all costs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map leading to a stash of emeralds so rare, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

So why should you join the Gay Retard General Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of lapis lazuli? Join us today and let the madness begin!

CookCraftCo

Communication, compatibility, compromise, CookCraftCo, Cooking, culinary preferences, culinary skills, cultural dishes, domestic conflicts, family dinner, Flavors, Food, food preferences, love language, Marriage, meal preparation, picky eater, relationship issues, spices, Thanksgiving, Understanding

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3153

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food compatibility in relationships! Are you tired of spending hours crafting the perfect meal in-game, only for your partner to turn up their nose at it like it’s a creeper about to explode? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all flavors and spices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cooking up a storm in Minecraft, only to have your virtual spouse appreciate every bite like it’s the last pork chop in the world. Our community is filled with foodies who understand that in-game cooking is a love language, and we don’t settle for anything less than a full belly and a happy heart.

Don’t be stuck in a virtual kitchen with someone who thinks a spoonful of broth is the plague – join our server and find your culinary soulmate! Who knows, you might even meet someone who appreciates your pixelated creations more than your real-life partner ever could. So come on, grab your diamond sword and your golden carrots, and let’s cook up some fun together!