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Procrastinate SMP: 1.21 Vanilla with Discord, Bluemap, Coreprotect, and way too much adulting.

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	825676
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft survival multiplayer (SMP)
Community Focus	Encouraging gameplay of various games and activities within the community
Server Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is required
How to Join	Join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

FAQ

Q: What games can I play within the community besides Minecraft?

A: Our community encourages playing a variety of games together, so feel free to suggest your favorite games!

Q: Are there any major build projects happening on the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, there are constantly major build projects underway for players to participate in and contribute to.

Q: What kind of community atmosphere can I expect?

A: Our community is friendly, mature, and welcoming to new members. We value respect and collaboration among players.

Q: What are the Discord server rules?

A: While the Minecraft server rules are light, the Discord server does not tolerate disruptive behavior like trolling or spamming.

TalkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Animals Bred:	120	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for endless hours of nonsensical banter and pointless conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our players are experts at talking about absolutely nothing for 99% of the time, but hey, at least it’s interesting, right? Who needs a coherent storyline when you can have random discussions about the most absurd topics imaginable?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you might just uncover the hidden secrets of the universe within our seemingly pointless dialogue. Or maybe you’ll just end up laughing so hard you’ll forget why you joined in the first place.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride of aimless chatter and mind-boggling conversations. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning the meaning of life while building a giant pink castle made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ChaseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Villages Defended:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emerald blocks, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Just click the link above and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you.

Do you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a roller coaster that takes you through a volcano filled with lava sharks? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Troll the Admin” event, where you can prank the server admins and watch them try to figure out who’s behind the chaos. It’s like a real-life game of Among Us, but with more explosions and less sus.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be sure to pack some extra snacks, because you never know when you’ll need to bribe a creeper or two.

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	155
Players Killed by Monsters:	9653	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and zombies on other dating sites? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find your player 2!

Join our server and you’ll have a chance to meet the love of your virtual life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers together. Who needs a candlelit dinner when you can have a romantic sunset over a pixelated ocean?

Plus, our server has the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about pig races, chicken jousting, and even a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of blocky avatars.

So why waste your time on boring dating sites when you can join our Minecraft server and find love in a world where anything is possible? Swipe right on us and let the adventures begin!

GazaGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7401
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ores Mined:	7436	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9311
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where we got this troubled US military pier near Gaza that’s gonna be removed next week! Like, whoa, talk about drama, am I right? Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as we try to figure out what to do with this pier. Will it be blown up? Will it be turned into a giant water slide? The possibilities are endless! So come on down and be a part of the madness. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Buildings Constructed:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Rumor has it that one player even asked for a lifetime supply of pizza and got it delivered right to their doorstep!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you’ve never seen skeletons bust a move like this before!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive parkour course that is so challenging, even the most skilled players have been known to rage quit in frustration. But hey, at least you’ll get a good workout jumping around like a maniac!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

DustCraft Minecraft Server – #134

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4642	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like the Nether, but with more chaos and less lava (well, maybe not less lava, but you get the point).

Join us for epic battles with mobs that are more terrifying than a horde of Endermen on a rampage. Our server is so wild, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with loot that would make even the richest player in the server jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of skeletons while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

CritiCraft: Auntie Approved?

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your aunt’s catfish incident? Look no further! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game with Ryan Reynolds himself, falling in love and needing your help to pay for the production of his new movie. And don’t worry, there’s plenty of romance novels to read in our virtual library – your aunt will never bother you about your reading choices again! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

MythBusterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Votes:	8839	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server so wild and wacky that players couldn’t help but join in on the fun. Legend has it that if you mined a block of dirt with a diamond pickaxe, a magical unicorn would appear and grant you three wishes. Of course, no one has ever actually seen this unicorn, but that just adds to the mystery and excitement of the server.

Rumor has it that there is a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. The music is bumping, the dance floor is lit up with glowstone, and the drinks are flowing (non-alcoholic, of course). Only the coolest cats and craziest creepers are invited to this exclusive event.

But the real reason you should join this Minecraft server? The admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle. He may be a little eccentric, but he knows how to throw a good party and keep the server running smoothly. Plus, who wouldn’t want to take orders from a llama in a top hat?

So come on down to the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server around. You never know what kind of crazy adventures and hilarious myths you’ll stumble upon. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your pickaxe – you’re going to need them both!