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Beta Male Dislike Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of being a low t beta male who can’t appreciate the art of twerking? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, twerking is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory! Join us and unleash your inner ooga booga mating call as you twerk your way to victory. Who knew that shaking your booty could lead to such epic Minecraft adventures? Don’t be a beta, join us now and twerk like there’s no tomorrow!

Autumn Vibes City Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	153
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Are you tired of living in a city that’s stuck in eternal autumn? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where every season is summer, because who needs pumpkin spice when you can have palm trees and beach parties all year round?

Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a golden carrot. Rumor has it that he once defeated an army of creepers using nothing but his oinking charm and a diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the elusive Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with poultry in ways that will leave you clucking with laughter. Join us and witness the magic of chickens laying golden eggs and performing synchronized dances.

So why wait? Leave your autumn woes behind and join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with sunshine, laughter, and a whole lot of pixelated fun!

What is the IP for CouRage Gaming Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

CouRage Gaming is a popular gaming channel on YouTube and Twitch run by content creator Jack “CouRage” Dunlop. Known for his energetic and entertaining personality, CouRage has amassed a large following by playing a variety of popular video games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Minecraft. With a focus on creating engaging and humorous content, CouRage Gaming has become a go-to destination for gaming enthusiasts looking for quality entertainment.

Shojo Null Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magic Items Found:	2989
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the æsthetic is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails! We’ve got a plot so wild, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get me started on our outrageous character designs – we’ve got players rocking diamond armor that looks like it was designed by Picasso himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into gore, you’ll feel right at home here. We’ve got blood, guts, and severed limbs galore. And get this – our players actually have hair vents. That’s right, their hair vents actually work. It’s a game-changer, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the heartwarming friendship between a human and a murderous cyborg. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with more explosions and less talking. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kronii Spacebar Fauna Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old stuff and plays by the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: Kronii stumbling upon Fauna in a massive group collab setting. The chaos that ensues is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Fauna tries to build a cute little farm, but Kronii keeps pranking her by planting TNT under her crops. Fauna retaliates by unleashing a horde of angry chickens on Kronii’s base. It’s a battle of epic proportions that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy events and challenges that will keep you on your toes. From building competitions where the theme is “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian” to treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond block encased in a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Colonial Conquest Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3711	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Potions Brewed:	85	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, join our Minecraft server and find out the real reason why Spanish and Portuguese colonies weren’t as successful as English colonies – because they didn’t have access to our magical diamond mines! That’s right, we’ve got diamonds for days, and our players are living like royalty while the Spanish and Portuguese are stuck digging for coal. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Where We At Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8739
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and there’s no room for shenanigans? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all you cool cats and kittens over 40!

Join us for some epic gameplay where we build, mine, and craft while sipping on some potions of hilarity. Need a break from all the block-breaking? No worries, we’ve got a designated chill zone where you can medicate with some virtual herbs and spices.

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground faction known as the Dropouts? We’re all about causing chaos and confusion, so be prepared to drop everything halfway through a build or a battle just for the lols.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us today and let’s make some unforgettable memories together in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Amelia Watson & Dooby Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	198	Void Gems Collected:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we worship the one and only Amelia Watson and her trusty sidekick, Dooby the dorky dog! Join us as we embark on epic adventures filled with mystery, laughter, and lots of derpiness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Amelia once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. And Dooby? Well, Dooby once built a mansion out of bones and rotten flesh just to impress a group of zombie pigmen.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as our favorite duo, then look no further! Join us for a fun-filled experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Amelia and Dooby await your arrival, so come on in and let the derpiness begin!

Elon’s Daughter Is Leaving The USA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride into battle on the back of a flying pig?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders and ghasts playing volleyball with magma cubes.

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “was it worth it?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	155	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!