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Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.

So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

TwoBearsOneGame: Two Bears, One Block. No cubs allowed! 1.20 Edition

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

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Minecraft Server Information

Server Name	TwoBearsOneGame
Server Location	United States CST
Discord	Join Discord
Access and Whitelist Info	Access Form
Version	1.20.1
MoD pack	Better MC [FABRIC] 1.20.1 v23.5
Modpack Link	Download Modpack

Description:

Two bears looking for mature 18+ players to join our modded server. I’m a 51 year old male who builds like a 5 year old. Well they probably build better than me now. But I make up for it by hunting and gathering. Husband is a 45 year old creative type who plays way too much Minecraft (if there is such a thing according to him) and has been playing since beta. We are a relaxed play LGBTQ+ friendly server looking to be the next world you choose. Fill out the short form linked above for server address and whitelist access.

Rules:

No Grief/Theft!
No advertising



FAQ Questions & Answers:

1. How do I join the server?
   - To join the server, fill out the access form provided in the "Access and Whitelist Info" section above.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running on?
   - The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

3. Are there any specific rules on the server?
   - Yes, the rules include no griefing/theft and no advertising.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?
   - Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

5. How can I connect with other players on the server?
   - Join the server's Discord channel through the provided link to connect with other players.

SpicyTacoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of getting your taste buds burned off by Indian food? Are you a Mexican boi who can’t handle the heat? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only thing spicier than the curry is our PVP battles! We’ve got enchiladas made out of diamond blocks and tacos filled with creeper meat. Trust us, you won’t find a server more caliente than this one! Join now and see if you can handle the heat, Mexican bois!

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of character roleplay (just don’t ask us which character raping her would be funniest, because that’s a whole other level of weird).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you stand on top of the chicken’s head and do the chicken dance, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up before you. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Piggyback Gang, a group of players who ride around on pigs wearing sunglasses and leather jackets, causing chaos wherever they go. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for some seriously hilarious shenanigans.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and outrageous stories you’ll uncover along the way? Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

ParentalFavoritismMCServer

balancing priorities, Communication, desire for attention, emotional needs, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling invisible, feeling neglected, feeling overlooked, Guilt, Loneliness, Maturity, neglect, parental attention, parental involvement, ParentalFavoritismMCServer, Sacrifices, self-sufficiency, sibling care, sibling needs, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Votes:	377	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets the attention they deserve! Are you tired of feeling like the “glass kid” in your family? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the diamond kid! 💎

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual family who will always be there to support you, unlike those pesky parents who can’t even make it to your school play. 🎭

On our server, you can be the star of the show every day and never have to worry about being neglected or feeling invisible. Plus, our virtual parents will never tell you that you’re being selfish for wanting a little attention. 🌟

So come on over and let us show you what it’s like to be the center of the universe in our Minecraft world. Who needs real parents when you have a whole virtual family waiting to shower you with love and attention? 😂✨

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Remember when your parents used to tell you to eat your vegetables because they would make you big and strong? Well, they were right! And just like how veggies are essential for your physical growth, this Minecraft server is essential for your gaming growth.

Join our server and watch as your Minecraft skills grow faster than a creeper exploding in your face. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself created this server using diamonds and dragon eggs.

So why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to be a part of it. We have more rare loot than a chest in a jungle temple, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget.

Don’t be a noob and miss out on all the fun. Join our server today and start building your Minecraft empire like a boss. Your parents were right about eating your veggies, and they’re right about joining this server too. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GazaCraft: IDF vs Hamas

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we go on missions like IDF commandos in Gaza City but without the real danger cuz we respawm lol. we take down 60% of the evil hamas terrorists and save the day like true heroes. come join the fun and be a part of our epic battles, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. who needs real life when you can have all the action and excitement in this crazy minecraft world? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

Welcome to GALESTA where you can semi-roleplay vanilla magic to build nations!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Galesta Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Combat System	12 unique classes and items for customization
	Build nations and engage in wars
Map Size	20K x 20K custom painted map
Rich History	Community with lore and history
Custom Items & Professions	Create professions and form communities

FAQ:

Q: Is this server modded?

A: No, this is a completely unique and unmodded Minecraft server.

Q: How can I customize my combat style?

A: Choose from 12 unique classes and items to tailor your combat experience.

Q: Can I build my own nation on the server?

A: Yes, you can build nations and engage in wars with other players.

Q: Is the map custom made?

A: Yes, the server features a 20K x 20K world painted map created by the server team.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Connect to IP: PLAY.GALESTA.COM

Q: Where can I find more information or connect with the community?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVqQzbUQfN

MineCraftyThrowback Server

MineCraftyThrowback, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget, battle against hordes of zombie llamas, and build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive rainbow sheep that poop out glitter blocks, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the party never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ResignCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and zombies break out into dance numbers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life llama (delivered straight to your door, no joke), and every full moon, the server turns into a giant disco party with villagers as the DJs.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

CouchPotatoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Crops Grown:	9609	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Votes:	7581
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with careless roommates and their messy partners? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no spilled wine on your virtual couches, only epic adventures and pixelated fun!

Join us and escape the drama of real life roommates who invite their clumsy girlfriends to move in without your consent. On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about anyone ruining it with red wine spills. Plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll never have to deal with awkward roommate confrontations again.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind. Who needs roommates when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted houseguests and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!