macho – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

BlockyLoveDrama
ANNOYING, arbitrary, BlockyLoveDrama, Boyfriend, concern, DAUGHTER, dick, Gay, husband, insulting, KIND, macho, Man Enough, Mistreated, opinion, pansy, real man, short, Support, SWEET, Tubby
Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic masculinity is banned? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or gender identity.
Join us and experience a world where kindness and positivity reign supreme, just like my daughter’s boyfriend who is the epitome of sweetness. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fat-shaming” policy, unlike some dads out there.
So come on in and build your dream world without the fear of being judged for not fitting into society’s narrow definition of masculinity. Plus, who knows, you might even find love like my daughter did! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s spread love and positivity together!

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AlphaCraftMC
alpha male, alpha male complex, AlphaCraftMC, Animal Behavior, Assertiveness, competitive, Confidence, DOMINANCE, dominant behavior, Ego, Insecurity, leadership, macho, Masculinity, Powerful, self-assured, self-proclaimed, social hierarchy, STRONG, toxic masculinity, traditional gender roles
Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where everyone is just a bunch of beta players? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the most alpha of alpha males. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have a team of alpha males ready to protect you at all costs. Need a new pickaxe? Our alpha males will craft one for you with their bare hands. Want to build a castle? Our alpha males will gather resources for you while serenading you with their beautiful singing voices. So come join us and experience the true power of the alpha male in the world of Minecraft.

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Alpha Male Minecraft SMP
Alpha, alpha male, alpha male behavior, alpha male characteristics, alpha male mindset, alpha male personality, alpha male traits, assertive, attractive, CONFIDENT, Dominant, dominant male, high status, leader, macho, Male, manly, masculine energy, Masculinity, Minecraft, Powerful, self-assured, smp, STRONG
Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.
We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!
But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?
So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

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Punching Trees & Making Babies: Best Minecraft Server Ever
aggression, alpha male, assertive, babies, breeding, challenge, Competition, Confrontation, Conquer, conqueror, conqueror’s mindset, DOMINANCE, explicit, Fighting, Intimidating, knockout, macho, making, Minecraft, Punching, rival, Rivalries, Server, threat, Trees, Vulgar
Welcome to the ultimate Minecraft server, where the competition is so fierce, you’ll be begging for mercy! Our server is like no other, with epic battles, crazy challenges, and a community that would make even the strongest warrior tremble.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player dared to challenge our top player to a duel. And let’s just say, it didn’t end well for them. Our top player knocked them out in one hit, then proceeded to breed their girlfriend’s cat…I mean, pussy. Yeah, that’s right. We don’t mess around on this server.
So, if you think you have what it takes to compete with the best of the best, then come on over to our Minecraft server. But be warned, you can’t fucking compete! And we’ll knock you out and breed your girl’s pussy…cat. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Join us now, if you dare.

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Down UnderCraft Minecraft Server
aboriginal culture, Aboriginals, Australia, Australian history, Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, european invasion, indigenous rights, INEQUALITY, injustice, land rights, Minecraft, racial inequality, Server, social justice, stolen generations, stolen heritage, stolen land, true history, UnderCraft, White Supremacy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure through the land down under, where kangaroos roam free and the aboriginal tribes reign supreme.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the aboriginal tribes are actually the true chosen people of the gods, before those pesky white anglos came along and stole their land. Join our server and uncover the secrets of the ancient abos, maybe even learn a thing or two about their mystical powers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft journey like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a kangaroo riding an emu into battle. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server!

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30kByEOMCraft SMP
30k, 30kByEOMCraft, achieving goals, budgeting, budgeting goal, eom, financial achievement, financial challenge, financial goal, financial milestone, financial motivation, Financial Planning, financial progress, Financial Success, financial target, money management, money target, personal finance, reaching milestones, savings goal, smp, wealth building
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is offering a whopping 30k diamonds to anyone who can reach the end of the month! That’s right, 30k diamonds just for playing Minecraft like a boss!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?
Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and shenanigans await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before!

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CheatersCraft Minecraft Server
Angry, Boredom, call out, CheatersCraft, Cheating, Conversation, dance community, Decline, hangouts, Intentions, KISSED, married friend, Married people, Minecraft, moral disagreement, opportunity, outing, safe excuse, Server, sexual tension, single friend, third wheel, work on marriage
Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your friendships? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about the drama in your real life. Our server is filled with hilarious quests, ridiculous challenges, and plenty of opportunities to laugh until you cry.
And the best part? We have a strict no cheating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that you won’t have to deal with any married players looking for a little extra fun. Our community is all about having a good time without causing any unnecessary drama.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the drama behind. Who needs real life friends when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world?

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WeddingCraft2022
atheist, Christianity, co parenting, Communication, custody, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, disowned, emotions, family, IG reel, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, progressive Christian, reconciliation, relationships, social media, uninviting, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2022
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, blocked emails, and wedding drama that will make your head spin!
Picture this: a mother-daughter duo at odds over a wedding invitation, with IG reels and ootd posts thrown into the mix. It’s a showdown between a “homewrecking white lady” and an “independent black Christian woman” – who will come out on top? Join our server to witness the chaos unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Atheist fathers, progressive Christians, and custody battles, oh my! You’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Will the daughter come back home in November? Will the mother’s wedding be drama-free? The suspense is killing us!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama to dive into? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

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CodeCraft SMP: Help a Noob Pick a Language
advice, c#, career, Career Advice, CodeCraft, coding, computer science, CSS, html, java, JavaScript, Language, learn, noob, PHP, Pick, programmer, programming community., programming language, programming skills, Python, ruby, smp, Software Development, Technology
Are you tired of being a noob in the coding world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for aspiring programmers to hone their skills! Join us and learn the ancient language of Redstone, where your coding abilities will be put to the test as you build epic contraptions and automate your base like a boss.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of binary code. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures and powerful enchantments. Will you be brave enough to seek them out and join their ranks?
So if you’re ready to level up your programming game and embark on a wild adventure filled with coding challenges and mysterious secrets, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the next Redstone wizard of the server!

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AwkwardCraft
awkward, awkward humor, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, family, family dynamics, Family movie night, inappropriate, parental guidance, parents, taboo, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable humor, uncomfortable moments, uncomfortable movie, uncomfortable scenes, uncomfortable situations, uncomfortable topics
Imagine watching a movie about a family of talking potatoes who go on a quest to find the lost cheese grater of destiny with your parents. Awkward much? But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the uncomfortable movie nights and instead join a world where you can build your own potato kingdom and battle evil cheese graters in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that the cheese grater of destiny is hidden somewhere in our server, waiting to be found by the bravest potato warrior. So come join us and embark on a hilarious and bizarre adventure unlike any other!

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ADHD Narcissists: HyperactiveCraft
adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Behavior, comorbidity, correlation, Diagnosis, HyperactiveCraft, hyperactivity, impulsivity, inattention, mental health, narcissism, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, NARCISSISTS, neurodevelopmental disorders, personality traits, Psychology, research, study, Symptoms, Traits, Treatment
HEY U GUISE, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ADHD PLAYERS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY, BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY JUST NARCISSISTICALLY BUILDING THE MOST EPIC CASTLES U EVER SEEN!
WE GOT HYPERACTIVE PLAYERS WHO CAN’T SIT STILL, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THEY’RE ALWAYS ON THE MOVE, CREATING INSANE REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND!
IMPULSIVE PLAYERS? OH YEAH, THEY’RE ALWAYS STARTING NEW PROJECTS WITHOUT FINISHING THE OLD ONES, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING HAPPENING ON THE SERVER!
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE ADHD AND NARCISSISM MEET MINECRAFT MADNESS!

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RUTA 1.20.1 Minecraft server
admins, atmosphere, baritone, base, Cheaters, Fly, Friends, Griefers, Griefing, local ], Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Robots, rules, RUTA 1.20.1, Server, Survival, Vanilla
✨Ruta is a server without mods or plugins, with vanilla variations. We tried to convey the atmosphere of a local game with friends as much as possible.
✨The server has 2 rules:
Read only seriously: Fly, Baritone, Boatfly, etc.
Griefing is allowed in some cases: if you have been Griefed at coordinates further than 5000 blocks from the spawn – write to the admins and roll up the base.
✨So how can we find our own misce i forgive robots, i griefers, i cheaters! ✨
de2.mineconnect.xyz:25679

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The Sanctum: Where Boomers are Welcome and Noobs are Tolerated. No Griefing Allowed!

Allowed, Bases, Boomers, Custom Armor Stands, Diamond Economy, Discord, endermen, expand, Farms, gaming district, Griefing, interview, ip address, Mature, Minecraft, modded server, Noobs, Player Base, Relaxed, rules, sanctum, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, tolerated, vanilla world, Version

Welcome to the Sanctum SMP!

Overview
We’re a mature, relaxed group of people looking to expand our player base. After having played together on a vanilla SMP and a modded server we are now a few months into our second (close to-)vanilla world. We have some small plugins active, like preventing endermen griefing, custom armor stands and single player sleep.
The server is Hermitcraft inspired, which means we welcome people to build nice bases and farms and open a shop in our shopping district. There are no shop plugins, it’s a diamond based economy. We have a few shops up already but there are plenty of opportunities for new endeavors. We also welcome everyone to think of and build games in a gaming district that has yet to be developed.
Version: Java 1.21 IP Address: Whitelist
For a lot of us, Minecraft is a nice way to relax and wind down from the hassles of everyday life. That’s why we look for mature, likeminded people to join us. We’ve found that adults require less monitoring and that is exactly what we don’t enjoy doing. As long as you treat others like you’d like to be treated, pretty much anything goes. We have a 21+ age requirement because of that. A short voice chat interview is required before whitelisting.
Come check us out on discord, read our rules and ask for the interview if you think we’d be a good fit for you!https://discord.gg/7KDtt7sMmz

FAQ

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules can be found on our Discord server. We promote a respectful and friendly community.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You need to go through a short voice chat interview on Discord and then you will be whitelisted on the server.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: We prefer to keep the server as close to vanilla as possible, so please refrain from using mods that give you an unfair advantage.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have rules against griefing and we take it very seriously. Respect other players and their builds.

F for Miori Celesta Minecraft Server
AI singer, Anime, celesta, digital entertainment, digital singer, Fan art, hatsune miku, hologram performance, Japanese culture, long live Miori Celesta, Minecraft, Miori, Miori Celesta, Music, Press F, Server, Tribute, tribute to Miori Celesta, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual performer, vocal synthesizer, vocaloid, Vocaloid producer
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join our server and witness the epic saga of Miori Celesta, the legendary Minecraft player who once ruled the land with an iron fist until a creeper blew up her diamond castle. Press F to pay respects to this fallen hero and help us rebuild her empire!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter talking pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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