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LazyLoot Minecraft Server

adulting, bills, cleaning, Communication, contributing, division of labor, financial strain, Frustration, grocery shopping, household chores, household responsibilities, Job, job hunting, laziness, LazyLoot, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship issues, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, unemployment, work ethic

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	99799
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

Are you tired of carrying the weight of the household while your partner quits more jobs than you can count? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone else not pulling their weight. No need to argue about who should be cleaning or grocery shopping – just focus on crafting and creating to your heart’s content.

And if you ever feel frustrated, just remember that at least the creepers in Minecraft don’t complain about doing their fair share of the work. Let off some steam by blowing them up instead!

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a partner who can’t hold down a job when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BrokeCraft: Aunty’s Adventures

Adventures, Auntys, BrokeCraft, comfortable living, fair market price, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, financial struggles, fixer upper, generational wealth, highest offer, Inheritance, legal consultation, market crisis, market value., maximum profits, property disputes, property lawyer, real estate, selling a home, underwater refinance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	New Chunks Explored:	193926
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Magical Moments Shared:	6

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your aunt’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos and craziness that rivals a family feud over a house inheritance! 🏠💰

🔥 Watch as players fight over virtual properties, just like your cousin trying to lowball you on that fixer-upper! Will they offer the market rate, or will they try to cheat their way to a bargain? Only time will tell! ⏳💸

😂 Get ready for lawsuits, accusations, and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Who needs soap operas when you can log in and witness the epic saga unfold in real-time? 📺💥

💰 Sell virtual houses, make maximum profits, and watch as your aunt accuses you of being the nastiest player ever! Will you stand your ground and sell to the highest bidder, or will you give in to family pressure? The choice is yours in this wild Minecraft world! 💪🤑

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than a PvP battle, more thrilling than a treasure hunt, and more entertaining than a creeper dance party! Don’t miss out on the fun – log in today and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GrossButYum SMP

acquired taste, bizarre food choices, bizarre food indulgences, disgusting food, gross food, GrossButYum, guilty pleasure, odd food combinations, odd food obsessions, peculiar food choices, peculiar food habits, repulsive food, revolting food, smp, strange cravings, surprising food choices, unconventional tastes, unexpected cravings, unexpected food loves, unusual culinary preferences, unusual food favorites, weird food preferences

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	471
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a place where the only rule is to have fun and be as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Then come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds and the only goal is to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.

CraftyLiesMC

believe.., biggest lie, collective falsehoods, common deceptions, common myth, CraftyLiesMC, cultural lies, Deception, false assumptions., falsehood, mass deception, Misconception, most people, popular belief, Popular misconceptions, public misconceptions, societal lies, societal norms, universal misconceptions, widely accepted lies, widespread delusion

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mines Excavated:	4216
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

That you can’t find a unicorn in Minecraft! But on our server, not only can you find unicorns, but you can ride them into battle against a horde of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, led by the one and only Sparklehooves. Join us for epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and the chance to prove once and for all that unicorns are real (in Minecraft at least)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magical madness begin!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

aggressors, anti-semitism, assault, community outrage, CraftyCraze, criminal justice, Criminals., european crime, France, hate crime, Jewish woman, knife attack, law enforcement, Minecraft, news report, Paris, Police investigation, Public Safety, religious discrimination., SECURITY, Server, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Crops Grown:	4378
Animals Bred:	51	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

one time, a group of knife-wielding aggressors tried to attack a Jewish woman in Paris, but she was actually a secret ninja warrior and she took them all down with a single punch! now she’s the queen of the server and she’s always throwing epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

if u join this server, u’ll never be bored again! we have secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBomberBrigade

Air Force, aircraft, Aviation, BOMBER, Bomber Brigade, Brigade, CraftyBomberBrigade, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, French, French Jets, international relations, jets, Military, military aviation, national defense, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian Air Force, warplanes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4527	Runes Activated:	0

so, liek, this server is lit af cuz we got ukrainian air force pilots flyin french jets in minecraft. u kno, cuz why not? u can join and be part of this epic brigade, flying high in the sky and droppin bombs on creepers and stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. plus, u get to wear cool pilot uniforms and have top secret missions to complete. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, Server, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

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Blocky Boobies Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big tits, blocky, body positivity, body shaming, boobies, Confidence, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, fat tits, fetish, gender equality, Individuality, Minecraft, objectification, personal preference, self love, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2547	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the tits! Literally. We have giant pixelated boobs scattered all over the map for you to marvel at. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who are obsessed with building massive statues of themselves out of diamond blocks? Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, big fat tits!

Candle SMP – Bobo’s Revenge

Bobo Sodomized Green candle Vicious Dare Explicit content NSFW Shocking Graphic Provocative Adult content Taboo Extreme Disturbing Violent BDSM Fetish Kinky Hardcore Controversial, Bobos, candle, Revenge, smp

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs are not your average zombies and creepers. Oh no, we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. And if you manage to tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So why should you join our server? Because I fucking dare you. Come for the insane mobs, stay for the diamond-pooping pigs. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t regret a single minute spent in our wacky world.

StepSibSquadCraft

blended family, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family connections, family dynamics, family love, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family time, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, grandkid time, Grandparents, half siblings, step siblings, stepfamily, StepSibSquadCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where grandparents play favorites and stepfamily BBQs are a must-attend event.

Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like our player who juggles time between loving grandparents and a stepfamily that’s always up for a BBQ. Will you choose to include everyone in grandparent time, or will you keep it exclusive like a VIP club? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore a world where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion. Join our server now and let the craziness begin!