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BlockRageCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mines Excavated:	3073	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green boogers are banned from ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

CubanCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Cuban mercenaries, Cuban volunteers, CubanCraft, Cubans, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military recruitment, Minecraft, Political unrest, Propaganda, proxy war, Recruitment, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	5791
Void Gems Collected:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	340999

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got cubans bein recruited by russia to fight in ukraine! like, wut?! imagine the chaos and drama happenin in this server, it’s lit af! u never know when putin might pop in and start buildin a house next to u or when a cuban soldier might come and steal ur diamonds. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, u gotta be there to experience it! join now before things get even more bonkers, trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyOlympicWarriors

athletes, cheering, Competition, Conflict, controversy, CraftyOlympicWarriors, international relations, neutral, Neutrality, Olympic athletes, Peace, Politics, protest, rights group, russia, solidarity, sports, Sportsmanship, Support, ukraine war

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	836910	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!

TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	303	Players Killed by Monsters:	8710
Holy Grails Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Potions Brewed:	200	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Crops Grown:	5102
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!