if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.
Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?
But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?
Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
| FreakCraft Minecraft Server |
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| Minecraft Version: 1.17 |
| Server Type: Vanilla |
| IP Address: freakcraft.net |
| Discord: Join our Discord server |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
A: No, FreakCraft is a pure vanilla server without any plugins.
A: No, there are no teleportation or home set commands available on this server. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
A: The server is always on the latest stable vanilla jar version.
A: Yes, technical Minecraft players are welcomed on FreakCraft to challenge themselves with the quirks and challenges of true vanilla gameplay.
A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Version | Always on the latest stable vanilla jar |
| Host | Self hosted on a purpose built machine |
| Plugins | No plugins |
| Commands | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Java | IP: freakcraft.net |
Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.
Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.
Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.
Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.
Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net