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Skynet Shoots, Not Salts

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

so u want to join this minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s not just any old server. we got skynet up in here, fighting humans with guns. yep, u heard me right. instead of salting the earth, skynet decided to take on the humans in a good old-fashioned shoot out. and guess what? u can be a part of it! join now and help skynet take down those pesky humans once and for all. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u ask for? come on, join us and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

No Ignorance, Just Bliss

Awareness, Bliss, Clarity, Consciousness, Discernment, education, enlightenment, ignorance, ignorant, Insight, intelligence, knowledge, learning, Open-mindedness, Perception, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445

lolz join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got unicorns ridin’ on rainbowz and zombie pigmen doin’ the cha cha slide.

we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.

if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.

we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.

so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.

Depressed Diners Minecraft

Depressed, depression, depression risk factors, diners, emotional health, emotional well being, fast food, fast food and mental health, fast food and obesity, fast food consumption, mental health, mental health consequences, mental health impact, mental health risks, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, obesity, obesity and depression, obesity and mental health, obesity-related depression, unhealthy diet, unhealthy eating habits

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	131	Love Letters Sent:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID DEPRESSION, CUZ APPARENTLY FAST FOOD MAKES U SAD. LIKE, WHO KNEW, RIGHT? SO IF U WANNA BE HAPPY AND BUILD BLOCKS ALL DAY, COME JOIN US! WE GOT PLENTY OF VIRTUAL FRIES AND BURGERS TO KEEP U SMILING. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO FUN, U WON’T EVEN HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT BEING SAD. SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME ON OVER AND LET’S EAT OUR WAY TO HAPPINESS TOGETHER!

Le epic minecraft sevrer

Central Europe, Citizens, Community, Country, discord server, elections, Epic, Government, Images, in-game campaigning, ip address, java, Minecraft, policies, political parties, realistic simulation, Roleplaying, rules, Sevrer, smp, society, Survival, TOWN, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Le Epic Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Le Epic Minecraft Server
Server Type	Vanilla with minor plugins
Theme	Realistic political simulation
Server Version	1.21 (Java)
Host Location	Central Europe

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server about?

A: The server is a community-based vanilla minecraft server with a focus on creating a realistic political simulation.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Anyone above the age of 13 can join by visiting the official discord server to submit a whitelist request and communicate with other players.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules as well as roleplay guidelines which can be found on the server’s website.

Q: Can I participate in politics on the server?

A: Yes, you can create or join political parties, take part in elections, and even implement policies that affect the lives of other players.

Q: What plugins are available on the server?

A: Only very minor plugins such as /home, /tpa, sitting on stairs, anti-griefing, and a plugin for inserting images into the game.

Q: Is the server community active and welcoming?

A: Yes, the server boasts a nice and active community where players can live in towns, participate in events, or engage in politics.

Switched Crafters 1.21.1

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6211	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	8644
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel!

I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!

Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!

Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Ores Mined:	8191
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

addiction, baby daddy drama, co-parenting challenges, enabling behavior, Minecraft, parenting struggles, Server, setting boundaries, standing up for children, supporting friends, tough choices, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic ex, toxic relationship, ToxicBabyDaddy, unhealthy dynamics, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Alien Abductions:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Void Gems Collected:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024NoRegrets, aspirations, CHANGE, future plans, goals, Goodbye, leaving behind, letting go, looking ahead, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, New Year, old habits, past mistakes, personal growth, progress, Reflection, resolutions, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, transformation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	383
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magic Items Found:	8712	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

conformity, cultural norms, nonconformity, norms, pants, required, social behavior, social conformity, social conventions, social expectations, social norms, societal beliefs, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal norms and behaviors, societal norms and values, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal traditions, strange, Unnecessary

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Content Creation, creativity, credibility, credibility enhancement, digital content, Future, generative articles, grammar, innovation, Kingdom, language processing, machine learning, MISTAKES, proofreading, Technology, typo, TypoCraft, Writing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ores Mined:	853	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!