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Block Brawl Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 10, Banlists, BLOCK, brawl, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Machine Shota Edition, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yugipedia

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	687
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crops Grown:	5240	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to battle it out in epic duels with your friends, just like in Yu-Gi-Oh! But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. With upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes (Sep 7), you’ll be on the edge of your minecart seat. Don’t miss out on the AMC Cup 10, where the banlist is so secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know it! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ZzzCraft Minecraft SMP

anxiety, breathing difficulties, coping mechanisms, depression, God’s Plan, insomnia, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, mental health, Minecraft, r9k, seeking help, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-deprecation, self-doubt, self-hatred, sleep apnea, sleep disorders, smp, Therapy, ZzzCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Tired of suffocating in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can breathe easy and build to your heart’s content! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll forget all about your sleep apnea woes. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual oxygen is infused with magical properties that will cure all your breathing problems. Say goodbye to being a faggot r9k and hello to a world where you can finally catch your breath – literally! Join us now and start living your best, breath-filled life.

BreakfastBrosCraft

Airbnb holiday, ANNOYING, avocado toast, BreakfastBrosCraft, child minding, cleaning, Cooking, Drunk, engaged, ENTITLEMENT, family trip, friend’s husband, Industry, Kids, making breakfast, Reflection, relationship dynamic, selfish, sous chef, UNCOMFORTABLE, UNFAIR, unhelpful, work pressures

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Ores Mined:	4954	Dragon Eggs Found:	3880
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchantments Applied:	294	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a holiday with entitled guests? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of laziness and entitlement that will make you appreciate your own partner even more.

Imagine a world where one player expects to be catered to without lifting a finger, while the others work hard to make everything run smoothly. It’s like watching a real-life soap opera unfold right before your eyes!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of hilarity and fun, like when one player is forced to be a sous chef and actually enjoys it. Who knew cooking avocado toast could bring a group closer together?

So if you’re looking for drama, laughs, and a touch of awkwardness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about relationships and teamwork (or lack thereof).

MaritalRapeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, advocacy, criminalising, cultural norms, domestic abuse, excessively harsh, gender equality, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law, legal reform, legislation, marital rape, MaritalRapeCraft, Minecraft, Server, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, victim support., WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

2022, 657K, CASUALTIES, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Lost, Military, Military operations, russia, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

DuoCraft: Memorable & Fun

artists, bands, Celebrity Duos, Celebrity Trios, Duo vs Trio, DuoCraft, duos, Entertainment, Fun, Groups, Harmony, memorable, Music, Music (Industry), Musical Duos, Musical Trios, Performance, pop culture, Singers, talent, Trios, vocalists

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	3977

come join our epic minecraft server where duos are more memorable than trios! why settle for three when you can have two and make it twice as fun?! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. we have a secret underground base where the pigs have formed a rebellion against the chickens. join us and witness the epic battle of the farm animals! our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and turning dirt into diamonds. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

Brain Block Server

Adults, anxiety disorders, BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain mapping, brain regions, findings, mental health, mental health conditions, mental health research., mental illness, mood disorders, neural connectome, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, research, Server, study, suicidality, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6824	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server cuz we got the most lit brain connectivity across 86 brain regions, just like those suicidal peeps in that study! we got mood and anxiety disorders for days, so if you wanna feel like you’re in a science experiment while playing minecraft, this is the place for you! plus, we got over 500 people running around, some with mental health conditions and some without, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into! join now for a brain-bending good time!

Poland Craft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, choice-based, Conspiracy, Craft, Cyberpunk, deus ex, dystopian, Espionage, Exploration, First Person Shooter, futuristic, game review, Immersive, Minecraft, narrative driven, open world, Poland, RPG, Server, stealth, Story-Driven, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world filled with mystery, intrigue, and Polish culture? Then look no further, because our server is like Deus Ex, but with a twist – it’s set in Poland!

Join us for epic quests where you must uncover the secrets of the ancient Polish civilization, battle against evil mobs inspired by Polish folklore, and maybe even discover the legendary pierogi recipe that grants immortality (or at least really good buffs).

But be warned, not everything is as it seems in this alternate reality version of Poland. You might encounter a talking potato, stumble upon a disco party in a haunted castle, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most uniquely Polish Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! Trust us, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before.

Macro Micro Minecraft SMP

Creatures, creepy, Edition, eerie, FANTASY, Ghostly, Halloween, Horror, macro, MICRO, Minecraft, Monsters, October, Roleplay, size difference, smp, spooky, Spooky Month, Supernatural, transformation, Trash, Writebin

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magic Items Found:	6874
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scary is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP is here to give you the heeby-jeebies! Join us for a wild ride filled with haunted mansions, ghostly mobs, and jump scares around every corner.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows of our server, waiting to spook unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate ghost hunter?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of being chased by zombies in pumpkin costumes, we also offer exclusive in-game events like the annual Pumpkin Carving Contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a haunted server farm that’s rumored to be built on top of an ancient burial ground? Spooky, right?

So come on down to our Spooky Month edition Minecraft SMP and prepare to have the fright of your life! Just make sure to bring a spare pair of diamond armor because things are about to get real creepy up in here.

WeddingDressDrama

attachment, Budget, compromise, Contribute, custom made, family, Memories, Peace, preserving, refusal, selfish, sentimental, sentimental value, sharing, sister, Special, Style, tight budget, unreasonable, wedding dress, WeddingDressDrama

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Farms Harvested:	213
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	161
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4310

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of preserving sentimental items, just like this player’s wedding dress! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about someone asking to borrow your diamond armor for their big day.

On our server, we have a special “Sentimental Items Preservation Society” where we honor the memories attached to your most prized possessions. No need to lend out your enchanted sword or rare items to save someone a few diamonds – we’ve got your back!

So come join us on this server where we respect your boundaries and understand the value of your in-game treasures. And remember, on our server, it’s all about keeping the peace and having a good time without any drama over borrowed items.

PretendRichKidMC SMP

conspicuous consumption, facade, Fake, flaunting.., high society, image-conscious, keeping up appearances, luxury, materialistic, ostentatious, Phony, Poser, pretending, PretendRichKidMC, Rich, Show off, smp, social climbing, status symbol, superficial, WANNABE, wealth

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ores Mined:	7693
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Votes:	209	Void Gems Collected:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to flex your virtual wealth with diamond armor and stacks on stacks of emeralds! We’ve got players pretending to be so rich, they build entire mansions out of gold blocks just to show off. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun – we even have a secret underground society of players who pretend to be poor just to mess with the rich ones. So come join us for a wild ride of fake riches and hilarious antics!