🔥machine guns Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IsletWarsMC

armed vessels, Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic protest, Dispute, East China Sea, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Islets, IsletWarsMC, Japan, machine guns, maritime conflict, military tensions, naval presence, naval ships, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	3804	Infernal Machines Built:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese ships armed with machine guns sailing near disputed islets! it’s like a battle royale on the high seas but with blocks and creepers! japan is complaining but we’re just here to have a good time and blow stuff up! join us for some chaotic fun and maybe even start your own international incident! who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft? let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy showdown!

GunRunnersX

arms trade, arms trafficking, Black Market, Conflict, criminal activity, dealers, firearms, GunRunnersX, illegal weapons, illicit trade, international crime, machine guns, MIDDLE EAST, security threats, SELLING, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, violence, War, weapons, Yemen

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where Yemen weapons dealers are selling machine guns?! That’s right, you heard me! Forget about swords and bows, we got some serious firepower up in here!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds and suddenly a squad of armed skeletons roll up on you with AK-47s. It’s like a wild west shootout, but with blocky graphics and exploding creepers.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground black market where you can trade your emeralds for rocket launchers and grenades. Want to blow up your friend’s house? No problem, we got you covered.

So come on down to X Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the amount of TNT you can get your hands on. Let’s get ready to rumble!

SnipeCraft: Where Creepers Meet Machine Guns!

action, Adrenaline Rush, Combat, CREEPERS, EXCITEMENT, First Person Shooter, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming experience, gaming industry, Guns, INTENSE, Machine, machine guns, Meet, multiplayer, online gaming, Shooting, SnipeCraft, sniper rifles, strategy, virtual reality, weapons

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where machine guns and sniper rifles are the norm. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be dodging bullets and sniping creepers from a mile away.

Join us if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping experience like no other. Our players have epic battles where they ride explosive llamas into battle and launch firework missiles at their enemies.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing chickens that roam the land, ready to challenge anyone who dares to cross their path.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared to run for your life when the creeper snipers start taking aim!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

America, coastal elitism, cultural bias, derogatory, Dismissive, flyover country, flyover states, FlyoverCraft, heartland, ignorance, Irrelevant, Land, Middle America, Minecraft, Overlooked, people, Rural, Server, States, Stereotypes, travel, unimportant, Visiting

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crops Grown:	5276
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Love Letters Sent:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

lack of sex appeal, Minecraft, Miyu, MiyuNotSoSexy, smp, unappealing, unappealing appearance, unappealing body language, unappealing energy, unappealing fashion sense, unappealing vibe, Unattractive, unattractive aura, unattractive behavior, unattractive features, unattractive personality, unattractive presence, unattractive qualities, unattractive style, unattractive traits, undesirable, unsexy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Crops Grown:	3317	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8612
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	328	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8085
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	22
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Votes:	6291
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	9837
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).