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TigerCraft: Not Your Average Orange Cat

animal kingdom, apex predators, Average, big cats, CARNIVORES, cat, conservation, Endangered species, evolved cats, feline evolution, feline species, Felines, jungle cats, majestic creatures, natural evolution, non-domesticated cats, orange, orange cats, PREDATORS, striped cats, TigerCraft, Tigers, wild animals, wildlife

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz we got tigers that are actually orange cats that evolved on their own, no human help needed. like, how insane is that? imagine having a pet tiger in minecraft, but it’s actually just a big orange cat. plus, these tigers can talk and tell u jokes while u mine for diamonds. it’s like having a stand up comedy show in the middle of a cave. join now for a wild time with our evolved feline friends!

StrokeCraft: 4.5-24 Hrs – Safe & Effective!

4.5 to 24 Hours, Chinese Patients, Chinese population, Clinical Study, Effective, Healthcare, Hrs, ischemic stroke, Ischemic Stroke Treatment, long tail tags, Medical research, neurology, Safe, Standard Treatment, Stroke Management, stroke recovery, stroke treatment, StrokeCraft, Tenecteplase, Thrombectomy, Thrombolytic Therapy, Treatment Comparison

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	401
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor but u suck at skool? well, on this server u can be a doctor without all the smarts! we got this crazy new treatment called Tenecteplase for Ischemic Stroke at 4.5 to 24 Hours without Thrombectomy and it actually works!

join our server and save lives left and right, all while playing minecraft! u can be a hero and a gamer at the same time, how cool is that? plus, our chinese patients are loving it, so u know it’s legit.

come join us and be a part of something amazing. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving?

CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mines Excavated:	1223	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	153608	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Potions Brewed:	169	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!