machine enslavement – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoobCraft2021
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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in our virtual disco club. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master and conquer our server with your epic creations. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol control, alcohol pricing, alcohol regulations, alcohol-related harm, drinking habits, Europe, European countries, global health, harmful drinking, health promotion, Minecraft, policy recommendations, public health, public policy, Server, tax increases, Taxation, TipsyCraft, Who, worldwide
come join our epic minecraft server where the WHO is actually the World Hilarious Organization and they want you to drink more alcohol so they can tax you more and fund their crazy parties! we have the wildest parties in all of minecraft land, with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so grab a drink, raise your glass, and come party with us on the most insane minecraft server in the world!

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CraftyKremlinWarz
aggression, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWarz, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, long range missiles, Military, nuclear weapons, Politics, putin, Respond, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, threatens, US
come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness

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AppCrafters United
app development, AppCrafters, cross-platform, desktop website, desktop websites, digital transformation, mobile apps, mobile development, mobile optimization, mobile responsiveness, Mobile Version, mobile-first, mobile-friendly, responsive design, Software Development, Technology, United, user experience, web design, web development, Website Design
lol join dis server cos we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. our creepers wear sunglasses and our zombies do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn to battle the ender dragon. we got a secret underground disco where u can party with skeletons and dance the night away. come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

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EpicLossAgeClocksMC
aged 33-44, death, DNA changes, EpicLossAgeClocksMC, epigenetic clocks, family member, faster ageing, health, Impact, later in life, Loss, older biological age, researchers, US adults
hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you!

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Aeseria Network
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Open the Minecraft launcher, next click the “Play” button, then select “Multiplayer” from the main menu.
Click the “Add Server” button to open the server information form then copy & paste the IP Address 45.94.170.101:25565 in the “Server Address” box then press click on “Done” button.
Once the connection to the server is verified by Mojang session servers and is available, the connection icon will turn green and you can click on the “Join Server” button to play on Aeseria Network.
45.94.170.101

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and biomes? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows! Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly on a giant chicken!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Creeper King, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the Creeper King, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out fireworks!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal to the land of unicorns and cotton candy clouds. But beware, the unicorns are known to challenge players to a game of hopscotch for a chance to ride on their backs and soar through the skies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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750HourCyberSecPro Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a 750-hour course in Creeper security! Once you graduate, you’ll receive a prestigious Creeper Security+ certification, which will guarantee you a job protecting our server from explosive threats.
Join us and become a master of cybersec in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life experience when you can blow up virtual creepers with your newfound skills? Don’t miss out on this explosive opportunity!

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SayMyNameOrElseLOL
American family, American pronunciation, american woman, appreciation, baby names, correcting, cultural heritage, cultural sensitivity, fada, family dynamics, family visit, future plans, ireland, Irish man, Naming, pronunciation, SayMyNameOrElseLOL, smugness, staying with family
Are you tired of boring old names like John or Sarah for your Minecraft character? Join our server and name your character after the most unique Irish name, Oisín! And don’t worry, we’ll teach you how to pronounce it correctly so you don’t end up like SIL and her husband.
Experience the thrill of trying to say “Ush-een” without butchering it like SIL does every time. And who knows, maybe one day you’ll even get a visit from the real Oisín himself (not really, he’s probably too busy playing Minecraft).
Join us now and embrace the fada in your name, because nothing says “I’m a cool Minecraft player” like having a fada in your username. And hey, if you ever decide to visit Ireland, you’ll be fully prepared to impress the locals with your impeccable pronunciation skills.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the Oisín you were always meant to be! Just remember, don’t be a dick like Oisín in the story – we’re all about fun and laughter here. See you in the game!

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CraftyComforts
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Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret recipe for the most delicious comfort meal you’ve ever tasted! Picture this: a giant block of cheese surrounded by a moat of chocolate lava, topped with a sprinkle of diamond dust. It’s the perfect meal to satisfy your hunger after a long day of mining and crafting.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever possesses this carrot will have unlimited power and riches in the Minecraft world. Will you be the one to claim it?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun! We promise you won’t be disappointed… or hungry!

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