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MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Votes:	1765
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Freakcraft, Ip:, Issues, java, LATEST, Machine, Play, purpose-built, QUIRKS, Real Vanilla, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Social, Stable, stable jar, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	404
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

FreakCraft Minecraft Server
Minecraft Version: 1.17
Server Type: Vanilla
IP Address: freakcraft.net
Discord: Join our Discord server

Overview

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there any plugins on the server?

A: No, FreakCraft is a pure vanilla server without any plugins.

Q: Can I use /tp or /sethome commands?

A: No, there are no teleportation or home set commands available on this server. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is always on the latest stable vanilla jar version.

Q: Are technical Minecrafters welcomed on FreakCraft?

A: Yes, technical Minecraft players are welcomed on FreakCraft to challenge themselves with the quirks and challenges of true vanilla gameplay.

Q: Where can I find more information or engage with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

FreakCraft

BUILD, Challenges, Discord, Experience, Freakcraft, java, LATEST, Machine, Minecraft, no Sethome, no-tp, player, QUIRKS, real, self-hosted, Server, Social, Stable, Survival, Technical, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

FreakCraft Minecraft Server

Features	Description
Version	Always on the latest stable vanilla jar
Host	Self hosted on a purpose built machine
Plugins	No plugins
Commands	No tp/sethome
Discord	Join our Discord
Java	IP: freakcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server version? A: We always run the latest stable vanilla jar.

Q: Are there any plugins installed? A: No, we do not use any plugins on the server.

Q: Can I use commands like /tp or /sethome? A: No, we believe in a true vanilla experience without those commands.

Q: How can I join the Discord server? A: You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link provided above.

Q: What is the server IP for Java edition? A: The server IP is freakcraft.net

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

Bot GF Wakeup Minecraft Server

#WakeUp, Android, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, digital love, fembot, Future, Girlfriend, HUMANOID, love, Machine, me, mechanical girlfriend, Minecraft, partner, relationship, robotics, romance, Sci Fi, Server, Technology, wake up call, waking up, waking up together

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Votes:	5896
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm clock every morning? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wake up to your very own fembot girlfriend who will greet you with a cheerful “Good morning, master!” She’ll even make you breakfast in-game while you start your day off right with some epic building and mining adventures. Join now and say goodbye to boring wake-up calls forever!

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

4chan, abysmal, browser, CPU, Faster, HDD, linux, Machine, Minecraft, obsolete machine, RAM, retard, screen resolution, smp, SSD, Supermium, TFT monitors, Use, web browser, windows, windows 11, windows 7

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4216	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Daron’s Quantum Craft: Machine Learning Madness

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, behavioral economics, complex systems, Computational Finance, Craft, Daron Acemoglu, Darons, data science, Economic Modeling, economic theory, economics, financial markets, financial modeling, Human Behavior, innovation, Institutional Economics, Institutional Theory, Integrating, learning, Machine, machine learning, madness, Quantum, quantum computation, Technology

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4717
Dragon Eggs Found:	9716	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

hey u! ya u! r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring stuff like building houses and mining stuff? well, u gotta join this server cuz we got it all! we got machine learning, human behavior, AND quantum computation all mixed up in our financial modeling system!

imagine mining diamonds while learning about institutional theory from Daron Acemoglu! u can build a castle while integrating machine learning algorithms into ur gameplay! and don’t even get me started on the quantum computation aspect – u can teleport to different dimensions in the blink of an eye!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! who needs boring old houses when u can explore the mysteries of the universe while playing a blocky game? let’s goooooo!

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

Abuse, Artificial Intelligence, assault, blocky, boob, Boobs, brawl, Cyborg, Exploitation, FANTASY, fembot, fetish, Machine, mechanical, Minecraft, non-consensual, objectification, rape, ROBOT, Robotic, Sci Fi, Server, sexual assault, Technology, VIOLATION

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2040
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Time Machine Virus Fun

Alternate Timeline, cautionary tale, corona virus, fictional scenario, Fun, future technology, global impact, historical consequences, hypothetical scenario, invention, Machine, medical disaster, pandemic, public health crisis, science fiction, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, Time, time machine, time travel paradox, travel, unforeseen consequences, Virus, virus outbreak

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Towns Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got time machines and stuff! Travel back to 2020 and see if you can stop the corona virus from happening! Maybe you’ll accidentally cause it to happen sooner, who knows! It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen! Plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join?! Come on, don’t be a chicken, join us now!

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	7921	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7411	Runes Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6694	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	1137	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	116
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Items Found:	8618	Herobrine Sightings:	5

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Void Armor Forged:	22	Farms Harvested:	845
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Votes:	7358
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!