Machiavellianism Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EqualCraft: Less Manipulative, More Fun!

Countries, Environments, EqualCraft, Exhibit, Fun, gender equality, gender-equal, higher scores, Levels, lower scores, Machiavellianism, manipulative, navigate, personality traits, Potentially, REFLECT, reliance, resource-scarce, restrictive environments, strategies, Traits, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Farms Harvested:	436	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ores Mined:	8617	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server where women rule the land and show off their epic manipulative skills! in this gender-equal world, women are the true bosses and use their machiavellianism to dominate the game. forget about boring old gender roles, here women are the ones in charge and they will stop at nothing to conquer the land. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of scheming!

Machiavellian Mayhem

Abuse, aggression, Analysis, Behavior, control, correlation, domestic violence, Evidence, intimate partner violence, Link, machiavellian, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, MAYHEM, meta analysis, patterns, perpetration, personality traits, Psychology, relationship, research, study

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Ores Mined:	8085
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

so like, imagine this server where u can unleash ur inner machiavellian side and dominate the whole world of minecraft. u can be the ultimate villain, scheming and plotting against other players to rise to the top. and get this, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that can shoot fireballs and turn ur enemies into chickens. plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who was so ruthless, they were banned for life. join if u dare, and see if u have what it takes to conquer this twisted world of chaos and mayhem.

DarkHumorCraft

Dark, dark humor, dark personality traits, DarkHumorCraft, Enjoy, findings, humor, INDIVIDUALS, Intriguing, Machiavellianism, ONLINE, online trolling, Personality, psychopathy, recent, relationship, sadism, study, Traits, trolling

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2444	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	217
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and the best community ever!

join us and unleash ur inner dark side! we love dark humor here, cuz we’re all a little twisted in the best way possible. u wanna troll ur friends? go for it! u wanna build a giant statue of a potato? why not! anything goes on this server.

but wait, there’s more! our players are so cool, they’re like the Avengers of minecraft. u’ll make friends for life and have the time of ur life. so what r u waiting for? join us now and let’s get this party started!

PetPals & VillainousVets

animal companionship, attachment, Behavior, conscientious, deceitful, emotional bond, findings, INDIVIDUALS, Machiavellianism, manipulative, neurotic, personality style, PetPals, Pets, Psychology, research, STRONG, study, Traits, uk, VillainousVets, weak link

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Emeralds Found:	7789
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

join dis minecraft server if u wanna feel STRONG attachment to ur virtual pets, cuz apparently neurotic ppl do dat. also, if u a sneaky snake like Machiavelli, u gonna love dis server too. we got all da manipulative and deceitful players here, it’s like a virtual game of thrones up in dis bish. come join da madness and see if u can outwit ur fellow players. it’s a dog eat dog world out here, literally cuz we got wolves too. come join da fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CryptoCraft: Conspiracy Extremists & Dark Personalities

Analysis, Behavior, Beliefs, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, Dark, dark personality characteristics, data, extremists, findings, Investment, Machiavellianism, narcissism, non-mainstream political ideologies, Personalities, personality traits, political extremism, Psychology, psychopathy, research, sadism, study, Support, survey

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	203	Emeralds Found:	1190
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	9062	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

So, like, if ya wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta be into cryptocurrency, ya know? Cuz apparently, peeps who invest in that stuff are all about conspiracy theories and being super extreme with their politics. Like, they’re all about that dark side, with narcissism and psychopathy and all that jazz.

So, if you’re a total conspiracy nut who loves a good political debate and has a touch of the ol’ sadism, then this server is totally for you! Join now and let your dark side shine in the world of blocks and creepers. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret government plot hidden in the pixels. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out!

TriadCraft: Where Villains Rule and Maxxing is a Must!

charisma, Confidence, dark personality traits, dark triad, Evil, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, MAXXING, mindset, narcissism, personal development, psychopathy, rule, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, strategy, success, toxic behavior, TriadCraft, Villains

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Dark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server, where becoming “evil” is not just a possibility, it’s a requirement! Join us as we embark on a journey to unleash our inner villains and conquer the virtual world with our devious schemes and diabolical plans.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and decided to embrace their dark side. They built a fortress of doom made entirely of obsidian and filled it with traps and creepy creatures. They became known as the Dark Lord of Destruction and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist as a weapon).

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in evil challenges like stealing from other players, sabotaging their builds, and even starting a zombie apocalypse just for fun. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can try your hand at summoning demons or casting cursesDark Triad Maxxing Minecraft server today and let your inner villain run wild! But be warned, once you embrace the darkness, there’s no turning back. Mwahaha!

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

behavior modification, confidence building, Crafty, Dark, dark triad, emotional intelligence, incel, Machiavellianism, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, narcissism, overcoming insecurities, personal growth, Personality development, psychopathy, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-improvement journey, Social Skills, toxic traits, triad, Unleash, Villains

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	847608	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

LondonCraft Server

Accents, British English, Cockney, Cultural, dialect, Diversity, English, Language, linguistic, London, London culture, London summer, LondonCraft, MLE, multicultural, Multicultural London English, Server, Slang, sociolect, Urban, Working class, young people

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild and wacky world of Multicultural London English (MLE)! Forget about Cockney, MLE is where it’s at now, mate!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the linguistic chaos of young, working-class Londoners. You’ll hear accents and slang from all over the world, making every conversation a hilarious adventure.

Explore our virtual London this summer and see what crazy accents you’ll encounter. From Jamaican patois to Nigerian pidgin, you never know what you’ll hear next. So hop on our server and get ready for a linguistic rollercoaster like no other!

Nikki’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

athlete, Championship, Character, Craft, crazy, Entertainment, female wrestler, fierce, gimmick, Minecraft, Nikki Cross, Nikkis, NXT, Performer, professional wrestling, Raw, sanity, scottish, Server, SmackDown, Superstar, tag team, Unpredictable, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like Nikki Cross’s gimmick on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of craziness.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens. They had to battle their way through with nothing but a carrot and a feather, but in the end, they emerged victorious and claimed a rare diamond sword as their prize.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date experiences, cringe-worthy dates, cruel words, DateNightDisaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating nightmares, disrespectful comments, embarrassing situations., emotional scars, harsh words, heartless comments, hurtful comments, insensitive partners, insensitive remarks, Minecraft, offensive remarks, painful memories, relationship disasters, rude behavior, Server, worst date

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	64656
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5461
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Are you tired of being rejected in the dating world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about awkward dates again, because on our server, the only rejection you’ll face is from that pesky creeper trying to blow you up! Plus, who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can impress others with your epic building skills and survival tactics? So come on, join us and let’s build a love story that even Romeo and Juliet would envy!

NostalgicInk: 90sCartoonTats

2000s kids, 80s babies, 90s kids, 90sCartoonTats, animation, cartoon character, character tattoo, Childhood, childhood memories, design, era, iconic, ink, long tail tags, Memories, Nostalgia, NostalgicInk, pop culture, Retro, tattoo, vintage

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crops Grown:	4848
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Emeralds Found:	5070	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4283	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must have a cartoon character tattoo that represents the era you grew up in! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with the most epic and nostalgic tattoos can truly appreciate the craziness that awaits on our server.

Imagine battling creepers and zombies alongside your favorite childhood characters like Spongebob Squarepants, Bugs Bunny, or even Pikachu! Your tattoo will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon your cartoon character to fight by your side or to unleash special attacks on your enemies.

But beware, if you don’t have a cartoon character tattoo, you’ll be seen as an outsider and may face some hilarious consequences, like being turned into a pixelated version of Barney the Dinosaur or having to wear a giant banana suit for a day.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft server where your childhood dreams come to life through the power of cartoon character tattoos!

NoodleWarsMC

Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, Chinese embassy, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, maritime issues, NoodleWarsMC, Philippines, political tensions, regional security, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial claims, territorial disputes, territorial waters

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	3184	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

so, like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide! but wait, there’s more!

our server is so lit that even the Chinese embassy in Japan is like, “whoa, we gotta get in on this action!” they tried to meddle in our maritime issues, but we were like, “nah, bro, this is minecraft territory now.”

join us and build the craziest pixelated world you’ve ever seen! trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks for all our players. what more could you ask for? come on, hop on this minecraft train before it’s too late! choo choo! 🚂💥🎮

CraftAndCrash: No Texting, Just Mining

“Don’t text and drive”, Awareness, awareness campaign, Campaign, car accidents, CraftAndCrash, Dash, distracted driving, distracted driving epidemic, massive screens, Mining, mobile phones, new cars, Prevention, public service announcement, risky behavior, road safety, Safety, Safety Measures, smartphone use, Technology, Texting, traffic laws

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8994
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have cars with screens so big you won’t even need to text and drive cuz you’ll be too busy watching cat videos and playing minecraft at the same time. our cars are so lit, they even have built-in hot tubs for when you need to relax after a long day of mining and building. plus, our server is haunted by ghost creepers who drop diamond blocks instead of exploding, so come join the fun and see if you can catch one for yourself. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Faceland: Where vanilla meets the unexpected in a not-so-vanilla MMORPG on Beta 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Beta, Bosses, Classes, Community, Custom, Customizable, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, faceland, FANTASY, Friendly, meets, mmorpg, NotSoVanilla, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Races, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Towns, unexpected, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	204
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Faceland RPG Minecraft Server

IP	BETA.FACE.LAND

Overview:

Faceland RPG is an ambitious MMORPG server with an incredible amount of polish and content, with updates every week! Join for a lighthearted adventure with serious mechanics. Faceland features a robust ability system with well over 100 options to choose from, dozens of skills to level up, a versatile loot/crafting system, intuitive interfaces, and much much more! You’ll be shocked with what can be accomplished without the need for any client mods!

Start your adventure today!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, updates are released every week!
Are there client mods required to play on this server?	No, all features can be accessed without client mods.
How many abilities are available on the server?	There are well over 100 abilities to choose from.

Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

Admit, anniversary, Community, controversial, Defeat, discussion, forum, Homobeggar, internet, Minecraft, Predicted, prediction, Ready, remember when, Server, Shiori, Shioris, speculation, trend, viral, VT, whore, year

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Votes:	8562	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?