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BlockyTurnOns

Allure, arousal, BlockyTurnOns, captivation, chemistry, desire, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, infatuation, instant attraction, Lust, magnetism, Passion, physical connection, seduction, sexual energy, Spark, stimulation, temptation, Thrill, turns on

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6758	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join us if you get turned on instantly by seeing a creeper doing the moonwalk, a pig riding a rollercoaster, or a zombie breakdancing to thriller. Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where Endermen show off their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-studded armor for your character to wear while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun.

MovieMania Minecraft Server

#moviemania, Censorship, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, distribution, executions, freedom of expression, human rights abuses, Kim Jong-un, media crackdown, Minecraft, N.Korea, North Korea, oppressive government, political repression, Propaganda, public executions, S. Korean movies, Server, South Korean films, state control, totalitarian regime, unification ministry

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boredom! we have more fun than n. korea has public executions, and that’s saying something! we don’t mess around when it comes to spreading joy and laughter, unlike those guys over there. plus, we have so many s. korean movies to watch while you’re mining and crafting, you’ll never want to leave! trust us, the unification ministry approves of our server because it’s just that awesome. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9%

abduction, alibi, Celebrity, Court, crime, cyber, Digital, Evidence, holly willoughby, HollyCraftKidnapPlot99.9, internet, investigation, kidnap plot, News, ONLINE, social media, SUSPECT, suspect’s behavior, Technology, testimony, trial

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	386	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. Like, you gotta join cuz we got this dude who spent like 99.9% of his time online, like what even, man? He was accused of trying to kidnap Holly Willoughby, but like, that’s just cuz he was so obsessed with Minecraft, ya know? So come join us and be part of the madness, cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Plus, we have like, unlimited diamonds or something, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your virtual loot, ya feel me?

RomComsVsActionMovies

Action Movies, action-packed films, cinematic credibility, comedic timing, comedy, credibility, credibility in movies, Entertainment, film industry, Hollywood, love stories, movie credibility, movie genres, on-screen chemistry, rom coms, romantic comedies, romantic comedies versus action movies, romantic plotlines, romantic relationships, RomComsVsActionMovies, thrilling action

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. like, seriously, you gotta join this server, bro.

we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. it’s, like, a total chaos but, like, in a totally awesome way.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, instantly become a superhero with, like, super powers and stuff. you can, like, fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. it’s, like, totally insane, bro.

and, like, the best part is, there’s, like, a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server. if you find it, you’ll, like, become the richest player ever.

so, like, forget rom-coms, bro. this server is, like, the real deal. join now and, like, experience the craziest adventure of your life.

YourVillage

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Gaming Community Town Friendly Server Multiplayer Survival Creative Adventure Building Exploration PVP Economy Events Plugins Mods Farming Redstone Resources, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9165
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Hey there, welcome to YourVillage! We’re all about creating a warm and friendly community where everyone feels at home. Our server features a one-of-a-kind town system and stunning world generation you won’t find anywhere else. Found the town of your dreams and make new friends along the way. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a place here. Come join us and be part of our wonderful community!

play.urvillage.net

Adults Only: Camp Craft – Where the only griefing allowed is stealing the last piece of cake!

+18, Adults, Adventure, Allowed, Auctionhouse, Bluemap, building, Cake, camaraderie, Camp, Community, Craft, Essentialx, Exploration, Griefing, Griefprevention, Jobs, MCMMO, Piece, Playerwarps, Plugins, Quickshop, Ranking system, rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Whitelist, WildRTP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4057	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Votes:	8788	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5905	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Welcome to CampCraft, an 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Join our vibrant community and embark on epic adventures together!

Plugin List:

AuctionHouse
BlueMap
Essentialx
GriefPrevention
Jobs
McMMO
PlayerWarps
QuickShop
WildRTP

Rules:

Be Nice
No Harrassment or Bigotry (zero tolerance)
Don’t Cheat
No Griefing/Stealing
Obtain consent for building near others’ builds
No Item Dupes
No Hate Speech or Harassment
No Advertising without permission
Resolve issues with other players peacefully

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, fill out the application provided in the overview to get whitelisted.
Are donations required?	No, donations are not required for this server.
How are ranks earned?	Ranks are earned by building impressive structures in the server.
What plugins are used on the server?	Refer to the Plugin List provided above for the list of plugins used.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has specific rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

Adventure, atmosphere, emotions, Entertainment, Experience, feel, Fun, games, Gaming, Immersive, indie, Interactive, Minecraft, mood, multiplayer, PixelPunch, puzzle, role playing, Server, simulation, Single player, strategy, virtual reality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	231	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic games like “Chicken Jousting” where you ride on chickens and battle it out with other players, or “Sheep Soccer” where you kick sheep into goals like a pro athlete.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dolphin Disco” where you can dance the night away with our groovy underwater friends.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and fun!

AscensionCraft Minecraft Server

acne treatment, Ascension, AscensionCraft, Dedication, education, fashion, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-empowerment, Server, skincare, wardrobe building, weight loss

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of transformation! Join us and embark on a journey to become the most attractive player in the virtual world.

Are you tired of slacking off and complaining? Well, on our server, hard work is the key to success. Lose weight, build a stylish wardrobe, and clear your acne – all in the comfort of your blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a hub for education and revision. Take your studies seriously while mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. Who said learning couldn’t be fun?

So why wait? Join us now and watch as your virtual avatar transforms into the ultimate Minecraft fashion icon. Who knows, maybe you’ll even attract some virtual admirers along the way. See you in the game!

CraftyCoParent Minecraft Server

childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCoParent, different perspectives, family dynamics, favoritism, Friction, Grandparents, Help, Minecraft, Motherhood, Open-mindedness, parenting, perspective, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of childcare disputes and family feuds that will make your own family drama seem like a walk in the park.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that debates over grandma’s childcare preferences and argues about who gets more time with the grandparents? It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the drama never stops and the arguments never end, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with outrageous stories and heated discussions? Join today and see if you’re the AITA in our virtual world of family feuds!

Nephew Neglect: Sister’s Smash-Up

AITAH, car accident, emotional blame, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, favorite child, financial worries, flight expenses, insurance coverage, last minute cancellation, long term grudges, morning sickness, neglect, nephew, Parental Responsibility, sibling responsibility, sister accident, sister’s well-being, sisters, SmashUp, teenage driver, watching nephew

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	3671	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

Join our server and leave behind the chaos of car wrecks, blaming siblings, and overbearing mothers. Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can focus on creating your own epic adventures without any guilt trips or grudges.

So come on over and join us for some blocky fun! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your minecart, not your sister’s car. See you in the game!