machete Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPuncherCraft

armed man, arson, Conflict, crime, Europe, extremism, germany, injured, investigation, machete, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian flag, perpetrator, PixelPuncherCraft, Police, ramming attacks, SECURITY, Terrorism, Victims, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! Picture this: a machete-armed man running around with a Palestinian flag, causing chaos and mayhem in Germany. But wait, it gets even wilder – he’s not just attacking people, he’s also setting fires and ramming into things like a maniac!

If you want to experience the thrill of dodging machetes while trying to build your dream castle, then this is the server for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even be lucky enough to witness the machete man in action and join in on the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just be sure to watch your back and keep an eye out for any machete-wielding maniacs. Happy crafting!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

ZombieWeaponCraft

Axe, bow and arrow, chainsaw, Crossbow, defense strategies, emergency preparedness, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, Pistol, post-apocalyptic, rifle, self defense, Shotgun, Survival, Undead, weapons, zombie apocalypse, ZombieWeaponCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7012
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies with…wait for it…a giant rubber chicken! That’s right, forget swords and bows, we’re all about the poultry power here.

Picture this: you’re surrounded by zombies, their moans echoing through the abandoned city streets. You whip out your trusty rubber chicken and start whacking away, sending those undead suckers flying left and right. The other players can’t help but stare in awe at your ridiculous but effective weapon of choice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with all the snacks you could ever want. Need a break from zombie slaying? Just kick back, relax, and munch on some virtual Doritos while you plot your next epic chicken attack.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those zombies who’s boss with your mighty rubber chicken of doom!

RobbedCraft: Where Trent and Trashford’s brothers seek revenge on the 3 men who stole their diamonds

000 car, 70, armed robbery, baseball bat, Breakfast, brothers, Dane Rashford, diamonds, Friends, jailed, January 2019, Liverpool, machete, Marcus Rashford, Men, Moss Side, Revenge, RobbedCraft, robbery, Romario Harmer, sawn-off shotgun, Seek, Stole, Talleko Lemonious, Tariq Dervan, Trashford, Trashfords, trent, Trent Alexander-Arnold, Tyler Alexander-Arnold, wallets, Watches

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	156	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even famous footballers’ brothers aren’t safe from the chaos! Join now to experience the thrill of being robbed of a £70,000 car, wallets, and watches while eating breakfast with friends – it’s like a real-life heist, but in block form!

Last week, three notorious criminals were jailed for the armed robbery of Dane Rashford and Tyler Alexander-Arnold. These daring thieves were armed with a sawn-off shotgun, machete, and baseball bat – talk about bringing a whole new level of danger to the game!

So, if you’re looking for an adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the most famous footballers’ siblings aren’t safe from the madness. Who knows, you might even become the next target of these daring criminals – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone

acne, aita, anger, angry messages, babysit, Comments.., DAUGHTER, daughter’s comments, DaughterDramaGone, exclusion, family, family drama, lying.., parents, punishment, relationship, sibling rivalry, SisLiesMC, sister, sister kicked out, work

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.

Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.

Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2724
Dragon Eggs Found:	5612	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	668	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

EuroCraft: OilWars2023

2023, Buying, diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, energy consumption, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, EuroCraft, Europe, geopolitical tensions, global economy, India, international relations, oil imports, oil trade, OilWars2023, record rates, Russian oil, sanctions, supply chain, Trade routes, ukraine war

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	222
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.

come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.

PythonFangSurgeryCraft

Bone, bone repair, damaged tissue, Effectiveness, medical device, medical innovation, musculoskeletal injuries, new technology, Orthopedic Surgery, orthopedics, pointed teeth, python fangs, PythonFangSurgeryCraft, rotator cuff injuries, small teeth, surgery, surgical device, surgical procedure, tendon, tendon repair, tissue repair

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14

come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic?

TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server

Discord, donation, Minecraft, Rtp, Server, server wipe, TrIMine, wipe

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dragon Eggs Found:	7939	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS

185.107.193.82:45966

Hypocraft Minecraft Server

contradiction, Deceit, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, duplicity, ethical dishonesty, Fake, false appearance, fraudulence, Hypocraft, Hypocrisy, hypocrisy exposed, image, insincerity, Minecraft, misleading, moral inconsistency, Phony, Pretense, self-deception, Server, two-faced

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

PixelLove Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Communication, emotional connection, husband, Infidelity, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, PixelLove, relationships, Server, sex, sexual attraction, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Therapy, Trust, Wife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Crops Grown:	7242	Farms Harvested:	124
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual love triangle, with players constantly asking, “Why won’t she have sex with her husband, but is more than happy to have sex with every other man?” Join us for drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (or lack thereof). Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

after party, aita, BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, cheering, Clapping, Crowd, ending friendship, Friends, friendship, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, parents, Party, Proposal, SECURITY, Server, special moment, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7563
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no surprise proposals will ruin your special day! Unlike some weddings, we promise to keep the focus on YOU and your virtual adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. No need to worry about friends stealing the spotlight with unexpected proposals – our server is all about YOU and your creativity.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! And remember, on our server, the only thing popping the question will be creepers asking if they can explode near you. Join now and leave the real-life wedding drama at the door!

CraftyWeddingDrama

Bridesmaids, compromise, Coworkers, CraftyWeddingDrama, entrance procession, game of chicken, Greek life, groomsmen, life of the party, not budging, over the top, Ridiculous, social person, soon to be wife, sorority sisters, special friends, throwing away account, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding request

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Are you tired of boring, traditional weddings? Want to spice things up with a wedding procession that lasts longer than your average movie? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning a wedding with 17 (yes, you read that right, 17!) bridesmaids. Imagine the chaos and hilarity as they all try to coordinate their outfits and hairstyles. And don’t worry, we’ll help you find enough groomsmen to match, even if that means recruiting random NPCs from the game.

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to navigate the treacherous waters of compromise with your virtual bride as you try to convince her to trim down the guest list. Will you cave first or will she? It’s like a game of chicken, but with wedding planning!

So come join us on our server and experience the wedding of a lifetime (or at least until the next update). Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and dramatic at the same time?