LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Venezuela opposition leader Machado running around getting “violently intercepted” left and right! it’s a wild ride, folks. maybe you’ll get to witness some epic battles between Machado and the marchers. who knows, anything can happen on this server! so come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🤣🎮 #minecraftmadness #violentinterceptions #jointhefun
MachadoCraft: OppoLeader vs Griefers
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So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this chick, Machado, leading all the election marches. she’s like a total boss, leading us to victory and stuff. it’s like a revolution, but in Minecraft, ya know? join now and be part of the epic battle for freedom and democracy in this virtual world. plus, we got like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!CraftyJailTime30
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!CraftyVenezFraudProof
u know wat u need in ur life? u need to join dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, chickens doin’ backflips, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, i tell ya.but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that can one-shot a dragon, and even a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows. yep, u heard me right, a dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention our staff team? they’re like superheroes, but cooler. they’ll help u with anything u need, whether it’s building a giant statue of ur cat or fighting off a horde of zombie villagers. they’re da real MVPs, lemme tell ya.
so what are u waitin’ for? come join dis server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those llama-pig hybrids, they can be a real handful.
MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!
if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.
plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.