| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3928 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 328 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 365 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and was immediately greeted by a rainbow-colored llama riding a flying pig. They were so amazed by the sight that they knew they had found their new virtual home. As they explored the server, they stumbled upon a group of dancing pandas who taught them how to do the moonwalk while wearing diamond armor. It was a sight to behold!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city where mermaids and mermen live in harmony, throwing epic underwater raves every weekend. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter in its wake.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world unlike any other. Who needs boring old servers when you can have rainbow llamas, dancing pandas, and underwater raves? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 146 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 378 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.
Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, daring explorers, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to join in on the fun.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8776 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
Join us if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft where the entire country of Russia is made up of gay pussy faggots! Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a unique twist where the Russian landscape is filled with fabulous rainbow-colored buildings and glittery unicorns prancing around.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon fashion show that happens every Sunday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 815 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”
If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 7002 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 295 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 776403 | Potions Brewed: | 106 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 263 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 5381 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8931 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6884 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 40 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.
So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 7877 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 3040 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?
We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 2740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 131 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.
Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.
So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!
