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Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Star Shards Collected:	61
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Towns Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5051
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	168	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Votes:	706
Dimension Hops:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	163

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	115
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

BlockyBoners

arousal, attraction, BIZARRE, BlockyBoners, fetish, kink, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, strange turn ons, surprising turn ons, Turned On, unconventional turn ons, unexpected, unique turn ons, UNUSUAL, unusual turn-ons, weird

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so random, it’ll make you wonder if you accidentally wandered into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and creepers break out into dance parties.

Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who share your love for all things weird and wonderful? Plus, rumor has it that the server admin once tamed a pack of wolves using nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. True story.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a TNT-wielding llama).

RedSeaCraft Minecraft Server

(PILOT), accident, Air Force, aircraft, Conflict, Defense, fighter jet, Friendly Fire, international incident, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Navy, Red Sea, RedSeaCraft, Server, shot down, Super Hornet, Tragedy, U.S, united states, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3876
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server where we shoot down super hornets in the red sea for fun! we have epic battles with explosions and chaos everywhere. you can ride dolphins into battle and use giant squids as weapons. our community is full of crazy players who love to troll and prank each other. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and non-stop action!

LibyanCraft: No Russian Bases

Bases, Conflict, Defense, diplomatic tensions, foreign intervention, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Government, international relations, Libyan, LibyanCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military bases, North Africa, opposition, pm, Politics, regional stability, resistance, russia, Russian, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen! we got Libyan PM fighting off Russia with diamond swords and enchanted armor! who needs politics when you can have epic minecraft battles instead? join now for a chance to witness the most insane showdowns in minecraft history! also, we have free cake every day for all players because why not? don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	72	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2147
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!